You got it, baby. I make up a lot of things. (Which is different from lying, but in what ways, I would be hard pressed to say. Maybe that I don't like to call myself a liar, and that fiction is not a lie, but fiction. So -- on a more personal level -- the bible is good fiction, but if someone insists it's non-fiction, then I call the contents a string of lies.)

I think you look smarter with no makeup.

If you could only wear glasses... sigh.

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And I am also a stickler for details in the room.

What's that wreath or bow or baroque decoration about the top of your head on the wall? I am really curious to know.

Lizzie, for instance, your pic is in a hotel room... you are on your honeymoon, it seems, or on one of them, anyway.

Jeanniebean, I wonder how much the oil giants paid for your flying carpet invention. I expect they wanted to hush it up much more than the inventions of electric car, tube trains, superatmospheric travel, and bicycles. (The last one they were too slow to move in on.) They got the market cornered on horses, and successfully bought ought the transport horse, transport camel, and transport elephant-manufacturing industry and sucked it dry.

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Which has better makeup: this text above, or my female impersonation?

My flying carpet is top secret. I can't discuss it.

It is a banner wrapped through grapes
that says 'Live Well, Love Much and Laugh Often'.
Not that I need reminding :-)

Anything else?

well golly gee whiz. Who wrote the rules of what is sexy?
Photos of "glamour" shots after the fact only looks like something a leg humper would like and that every mindless male with a mating complex wants to deposit their "manliness" into their safety deposite box.
Looks ain't everything but attitude is.

Chemistry and attitude beats looks any day of the week. BUT looks are the hook... makes heads turn.

But then you better be able to follow through with the real stuff and not be a complete phony for a lasting relationship.

Okay lets say you take one of those girls above out on a date. She looks great and impresses all your friends... until she opens her mouth.

You get her home and discover she has a wig or hair extensions, a push-bra or implants, temporary teeth veneer for witness, a girdle to keep her tummy in, makeup to hide all her facial flaws, false eyelashes, etc.

She takes three hours to get herself together in the morning.

You are gonna need two bathrooms and she is high maintenance if you want her to look that good all the time.

Reminds me of the episode of Fresh Prince, when Will is trapped in the closet with his gf, she starts taking off her wig, eyelashes, fingernails, etc. and Will starts freaking out, and they have a big fight over it.

It's fun to play dress-up. I did it once with a long blond wig. I sat next to a man in a bar who had known me for years, but he did not recognize me at all. He thought he was getting lucky. LOL

Then when I spoke, he did a double take. He recognized my voice! Your voice will give you away every time.

If you want to disguise yourself, you have to change your voice too. That is not easy to do. Its possible, but not easy.

Either ladyliz is very good with Photoshop or she is very attractive .

To bad Joplin is so far away!

Oh I like this game!

Here is me before




after, with make up:

Atlantis75

In the top picture you look a bit like Jaun Claud VanDamme.

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I want the name of Wux's makeup artist!

no make-up (and lots of humidity)




and with make-up

Not necessarly a good thing if you ask me! I don't like Jean Claude VaDamme. That guy got his a$$ kicked by a bouncer.

<----IN THIS ONE you look like Kevin Spacey.

The official statement is,

"In my entire life I only went to bed with beautiful women, but I sure woke up with a lot of not so beautiful women."

P.s. I categorically refuse to use the word "ugly" and "woman" in the same sentence. I worked hard to have my Karma to the level it's on, I don't want to start all over again.

Yes please, thanks for asking.

I wish for an unsquished head on the horizontal axis, and a picture after a good night's sleep.

Please feel free to ask a return favour, I don't like to stay indebted to people. It reminds me too much of my business arrangement with that man with horns and hoofs and a tail. I honed my negotiation skills with playing 3,000,000 man-hours of Monopoly, and I still owe him four billion years in hellfire. At least it's no longer an entire eternity any more.

You... you just ruled out 99.99 percent of all available singles (both male and female) with this rule.

Rules are usually written by committees for a reason.

Like look at the ten commandments... a complete shamble. I think He ought to have consulted Satan at least in the planning of the wording.

No, I think you're wrong. I have seen a very "below average" looking woman giving a boner to half of the bar, while I have also seen drop-dead gorgeous women, who was so uninteresting and just easy to miss, and it had to do with their own attitude about themselves.