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Granted, but then you have to water daily during a drought!
I wish I had all the answers... |
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Granted. But then wouldn`t everyone think you were a know-it-all?
I wish I could go to the beach. |
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granted, your in a really bright yellow speedo and everyone is laughing at you.
I wish I could move NOW! |
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Granted! But that means you've just bought my house and traded places with me. (Thanks!)
I wish I had a crystal ball... |
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granted, now you can see how old and wrinkled your going to get
(in about 35 years ) I wish I had more clarity |
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Granted, but it distracts you from what's really important.
I wish I had a new pair of slippers. |
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Granted, but it distracts you from what's really important. I wish I had a new pair of slippers. Granted, but they both have a lot of holes in them. I wish I could take over the world. |
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Granted. You now have the choice of being the President of the United States or the General Chairman of the United Nations.
I wish Lori would go swimming with me so she can laugh at my yellow speedo. |
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Granted. You now have the choice of being the President of the United States or the General Chairman of the United Nations. I wish Lori would go swimming with me so she can laugh at my yellow speedo. Granted, but she draws a smiley face on the rear of said yellow speedo along with the words "kick me!" |
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I wish I lived closer to the beach.
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Granted, but you never get to go.
I wish I could move to New Mexico now. |
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Granted, but the sun shines every day and bores you.
I wish I lived in a glass house. |
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Granted, but the glass keeps breaking.
I wish I wasn't so shy. |
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Granted, but now you're out every night and it's exhausting.
I wish I knew how to fish. |
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Granted, but you never catch anything.
I wish I had enough money so I would never have to work again. |
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Granted but you have to live in Siberia for 30 yrs to collect it.
I wish I was transfered to a place with a warm climate |
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Edited by
Tribbles
on
Mon 01/18/10 02:11 PM
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Granted, but the average temp. is 102.
I wish upon a shooting star. |
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granted....but the shooting star shoots you in the bum and you fart twinkle stars for a month
I wish I wasn't afraid of heights. |
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Granted, but now you're blind.
I wish for many years of happiness. |
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granted, after many years of happiness you die a horrible extended death.
I wish my boots were waterproof |
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