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Topic: Corrupt a Wish
galendgirl's photo
Sun 01/17/10 08:03 PM
Granted, but then you have to water daily during a drought!

I wish I had all the answers...

rara777's photo
Sun 01/17/10 08:05 PM
Granted. But then wouldn`t everyone think you were a know-it-all?


I wish I could go to the beach.

Ladylid2012's photo
Sun 01/17/10 08:10 PM
granted, your in a really bright yellow speedo and everyone is laughing at you.

I wish I could move NOW!

galendgirl's photo
Sun 01/17/10 08:38 PM
Granted! But that means you've just bought my house and traded places with me. (Thanks!)

I wish I had a crystal ball...

Ladylid2012's photo
Sun 01/17/10 09:55 PM
granted, now you can see how old and wrinkled your going to get
(in about 35 years :wink: )

I wish I had more clarity

no photo
Mon 01/18/10 01:36 AM
Granted, but it distracts you from what's really important.

I wish I had a new pair of slippers.

FearandLoathing's photo
Mon 01/18/10 02:12 AM

Granted, but it distracts you from what's really important.

I wish I had a new pair of slippers.


Granted, but they both have a lot of holes in them.

I wish I could take over the world.smokin

rara777's photo
Mon 01/18/10 07:06 AM
Granted. You now have the choice of being the President of the United States or the General Chairman of the United Nations.

I wish Lori would go swimming with me so she can laugh at my yellow speedo.:laughing: rofl

galendgirl's photo
Mon 01/18/10 10:55 AM

Granted. You now have the choice of being the President of the United States or the General Chairman of the United Nations.

I wish Lori would go swimming with me so she can laugh at my yellow speedo.:laughing: rofl


Granted, but she draws a smiley face on the rear of said yellow speedo along with the words "kick me!"

no photo
Mon 01/18/10 12:34 PM
I wish I lived closer to the beach.

ambuh_massacre's photo
Mon 01/18/10 01:55 PM
Granted, but you never get to go.

I wish I could move to New Mexico now.

no photo
Mon 01/18/10 01:59 PM
Granted, but the sun shines every day and bores you.

I wish I lived in a glass house.

ambuh_massacre's photo
Mon 01/18/10 02:00 PM
Granted, but the glass keeps breaking.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

no photo
Mon 01/18/10 02:02 PM
Granted, but now you're out every night and it's exhausting.

I wish I knew how to fish.

ambuh_massacre's photo
Mon 01/18/10 02:05 PM
Granted, but you never catch anything.

I wish I had enough money so I would never have to work again.

MiVidaLoca's photo
Mon 01/18/10 02:10 PM
Granted but you have to live in Siberia for 30 yrs to collect it.

I wish I was transfered to a place with a warm climate

no photo
Mon 01/18/10 02:11 PM
Edited by Tribbles on Mon 01/18/10 02:11 PM
Granted, but the average temp. is 102.

I wish upon a shooting star.

Karma_09's photo
Mon 01/18/10 02:25 PM
granted....but the shooting star shoots you in the bum and you fart twinkle stars for a month

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.

Aries151's photo
Mon 01/18/10 02:29 PM
Granted, but now you're blind.

I wish for many years of happiness.

Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 01/18/10 02:32 PM
granted, after many years of happiness you die a horrible extended death.

I wish my boots were waterproof

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