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Granted, but you don't get a spacesuit.
I wish I lived in Ireland. |
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Granted, but eventually you get sick of the lassies and want to come back to America.
I wish I had a magic wand. |
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Granted, but it runs on AA batteries that run out quicker than they do in a Sega GameGear.
I wish I had a GameGear. |
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Granted, but it's only a miniature so it doesn't work.
I wish I was a fly on the wall. |
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The wall is in the house of a reality TV show that's terrible.
I wish I was a shark. |
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Edited by
Tribbles
on
Sat 01/16/10 10:09 PM
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Granted,but your fins have been harvested.
I wish I wasn't SOOOO good looking. |
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Granted, but someone decides your skin would make the most amazing handbag.
I wish I could teleport. |
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Granted, but you're on a deserted island where nobody can survey your hideousness.
I wish I had green shoelaces. |
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Granted, but someone decides your skin would make the most amazing handbag. I wish I could teleport. You can only teleport to a particular point - a gas station in Jersey. |
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Granted, but they get wet and melt away.
I wish I was famous. |
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Edited by
HannahHatesBananas
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Sat 01/16/10 10:13 PM
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Granted, but you're famous for being "famous"
I wish people knew the truth about santa.  
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People know the truth about santa, but hide it from you.
I wish I learned parkour. |
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Granted, but you forget it the next day.
I wish I was more mature. |
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Granted, but you're no fun at parties.
I wish I was still a Toys R' Us kid. |
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Granted, but you're still in pampers.
I wish I was a superhero. |
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Granted.
But your only superpower is being able to grow your fingernails at will. I wish I had a pet tortoise. |
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Granted, but he escapes and floats out to sea.
I wish I could type 100 words a minute. |
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Edited by
HannahHatesBananas
on
Sat 01/16/10 10:23 PM
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Granted, but the only way it works, is if you type queso, over and over
I wish I owned a dinosaur |
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Granted,but he is really an Alligator Snapping Turtle.
I wish I could vacation around the World. |
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Granted, but your hands hurt all the time.
Granted, but it eats you. Slowly. Granted but you only vacation to places that have really nasty food. I wish I learned how to play ping-pong better. |
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