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Granted, but now you can't sing.
I wish I wasn't so dark and twisty. |
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Granted, now you are all prepy and bubbly.
I wish North America would become one big country. |
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granted...but now we don't know whether to speak French, English, Spanish, Inuit, or Jersey.....LMAO
i wish people weren't jerks |
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Granted, but now they're all nice guys.
I wish I could sleep forever. |
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granted... but you have non stop nightmares.
i wish i didnt have to pay the bills |
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Edited by
Tribbles
on
Thu 01/21/10 11:11 PM
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Granted, now you are a bum.
I wish I could breathe fire. |
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granted...but now no one will kiss you (wait....that didn't change anything....
.....kidding)
i wish i could fly |
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granted... but now all the chicks are too scared to kiss you.
i wish someone would make me giggle |
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granted...but then you can't stop snorting
i wish ice cream had 0 calories, no fat, and was healthy |
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Granted, but now it tastes horrible.
I wish I had a donkey named Juan. |
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granted....but he gets more chicks than you do and they call him Don Juan
i wish circles were rectangles |
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granted but now your rings never fit right
i wish my house was purple |
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granted....but now Barney the Dinosaur has moved in
I wish grass was white |
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granted... but now snow is green.
i wish that i had 3 more wishes |
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Edited by
Tribbles
on
Thu 01/21/10 11:29 PM
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Granted, but now you must DIE!!
I wish I had a mullet. |
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granted....but again no one will date you, except betty sue from the trailer park down the street who has 6 kids by 6 different men.
i wish i had a pony |
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granted... but teaching him to use the litter box has proven unsuccessful.
i wish lived at the end of the rainbow. |
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granted....but now no one can find you.
i wish i could play the piano |
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granted... but it needs to be tuned so you sound terrible
i wish... i wish... i wish... that i could see a falling star tonight |
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granted but it fell on your car and now you can't get to work.
i wish i had telekinesis |
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