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Granted, but every piano you play is always out of tune.
I wish I was good at math. |
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granted, now your a geek and wear pens in your pocket protector
I wish I could find a manly man |
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Granted, but he tries to fight a grizzly bear and loses the fight.
I wish I could swim. |
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granted now you grow fins and gills
wish I could retire |
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Granted, but then you spend all your savings and end up back on the job.
I wish life had a delete button. |
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granted, all the good goes with the bad
I wish I was on a tropical beach being served a drink with a tiny umbrella by a cabana boy |
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Granted but his equipment is the same size as the umbrella.
I wish I had ambition. |
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granted, now your a workaholic
wish my butt was smaller |
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Granted, but now it hurts when you sit down.
I wish I was that girl. |
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granted now ALL the fat, ugly guys want you
wish I had warm feet |
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Granted, but they singe your bedsheets.
I wish I spoke 4 languages. |
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granted, now you confuse them when you travel
wish my dad would have left me in his will |
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Granted but he only left 1 dollar and a house that needs to be bulldozed.
I wish I could write fabulous poetry. |
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*you do*
granted, now your a published, famous author and have NO privacy Wish my fingernails wouldn't break. |
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Edited by
Calleigh12
on
Sun 01/17/10 12:14 PM
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(thank you
 )
Granted, but now you can never clip them and they get in the way of typing. I wish I didn't know most of what I know. |
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granted..now all your knowledge is gone
I wish I had a maid |
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Granted, but one day you find her trying on your undies and you have to fire her.
I wish I wasn't allergic to cats. |
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granted, now you have 20 of them in your house
I hope my cat lives for 10 more years |
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Granted, then it starts to live out the rest of it's 8 lives and outlives you.
I wish I wasn't so impatient. |
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granted, now your like me
I wish my plants would get some sunlight |
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