Topic: Corrupt a Wish | |
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Simple game, the person above you wishes for something, and you have to corrupt it in some way.
Example: I wish for a million dollars GRANTED! but you get stuck in a blizzard and end up having to burn all the money to stay warm. I wish for no more snow this year. |
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Granted...but you have to shovel off all the driveways in the local neighborhood.
I wish I wasnt at work. |
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granted, you're now in prison!
I wish I had the weekends off. |
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You have weekends off, but your boss gave you that option because you have to do weekends in County Jail!
I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted PS Sorry I had to =) |
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granted, I promise your wish won't get corrupted...oops
I lied! I wish I could think of a better way to corrupt that wish |
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Wish DENIED!!!
I wish that wasn't so easy... |
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Wish granted. You have to fight your way through an angry rugby team for posting. Not very easy.
I wish I knew kung-fu. |
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your wish is granted
someone else is better at it and kicks your azz I wish the sun would shine |
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Granted, the sun shines but it's fiery rays beam down and set your house on fire, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk!
I wish I had 12 babies, all boys. |
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Granted - they're all in a family emo band.
I wish I met the girl of my dreams. (field-day) |
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Granted, but she's in love with someone else.
I wish I had beautiful hair. |
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Damn, Calleigh! Driving it home.
You have beautiful hair, but it's beautiful because it glows in the dark and it's so distracting at night you can't ever sleep. I wish my car's gaskets wouldn't leak. |
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Granted, they don't leak, but the tires fall off in the middle of the road.
I wish I could paint like John Singer Sargent. |
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Granted, you can paint like him if you become a notorious homosexual in France.
I wish I learned to dance. |
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Granted, but your dancing lands you a part in a weird movie where the sets are haunted and everyone is paranoid.
I wish I owned a Jaguar XKE. |
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Granted, but you have to drop what you're doing to give me a ride everywhere in it.
I wish I was captivating. |
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Granted, but you cause someone to dump the love of their life just to stare at you everyday.
I wish I could afford to live in California. |
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You can, but it breaks off into its own island and they start marshal law.
I wish I didn't dream. |
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Granted, instead you write down what you would have dreamt about and it causes world-wide chaos.
I wish I could sing. |
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You can, but you hate your singing voice.
I wish I could read Gaelic. |
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