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granted, but ya don't have any balls for it
wish my cat wouldn't pee in the laundry pile |
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Granted, now he pees on your bed.
I wish I had a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. |
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Granted, but you're the first kid to get caught up in the shenannigans.
I wish I could meet a leprechaun |
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granted, but he eats after midnight and turns into a gremlin
I wish I had perky boobs |
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Edited by
Tribbles
on
Tue 01/19/10 09:16 PM
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Granted, but your nipples will forever stay hard.
I wish I had a goldbar. |
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Granted but then you'd have to hide it.
I wish my legs were longer! |
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Granted but then you'd have to hide it.
I wish my legs were longer! |
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Granted. But then you would have to buy all new clothes.
I wish I was a wish. |
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granted but a vampire tries to suck all your blood
I wish for a 1965 Ford Mustang |
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Granted but then you'd have to have a garage to keep it in.
I wish I had a kind and loving partner |
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Granted but he drops dead the next day.
I wish the sun would shine all the time. |
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granted...but then global warming melts all the icebergs causing catastrophic flooding and skin cancer
I wish my dog picked up her own poop |
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Granted, but now she throws it at you.
I wish liars had to walk the plank. |
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Granted. That makes more women for me to be friends with.
I wish my lottery numbers would hit. |
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Granted, but 1,863 other people have the same numbers.
I wish I was a pirate...rrrrr. |
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You are, but a digital pirate and you get sued for copyright laws.
I wish I knew how many times I said something like, "I wish I had a dollar for every time..." |
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Granted, but now it's all you think about.
I wish money really did grow on trees. |
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Granted, but only in the Amazon Jungle.
I wish I had one of those remotes like in the movie click. |
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Granted but the dog steals it and buries it, never to be found again.
I wish I was married to a rockstar. |
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Granted, but his band really sucks.
I wish I could play bass. |
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