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granted, but right when you get there, Hef has a heart attack and the staff kicks you out
I wish mythical creatures were real |
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Granted, but you now have a dragon living in your attic.
I wish I had to Colonel Sanders secret recipe. |
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granted, you are Colonel Sanders
I wish I had a quarter for everytime someone said "I" |
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Edited by
che_
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Sun 01/17/10 04:29 AM
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Granted but isn't it a little early? oops sry
I wish I had a Mastercard with no limit! |
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Granted, but you are forever in debt.
I wish all my blow out your birthday candles came true. |
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granted, but the mail order bride store was all out of women, so you get a man
I wish I could live without electricity |
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Granted, but now you realize that would suck.
I wish I could see into the future. |
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granted, but now you know how you're gonna die and you live the rest of your life in fear
I wish that I could hold a real star |
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Granted, but the radiation gives you cancer.
I wish I had HBO. |
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granted, but now you never leave your couch and you get fat and smelly
I wish I owned a petstore |
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Granted, but you're only licensed to sell bears and up-keep is a hell of a struggle.
I wish deer let you pet them. |
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Sun 01/17/10 05:02 AM
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Granted, but they must pet you back.
I wish I lived in a huge tree fort. |
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Granted...but you have to keep to the "no girls alowed" rule.
I wish I wasnt in Va |
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granted now you live in Utah and you have missionaries knocking on your door everyday trying to convert you
I wish I would lose weight |
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Sun 01/17/10 05:11 AM
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Granted...now you weigh 89lbs.
I wish Old Mcdonald still had that old farm. |
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Edited by
plastic_pancakes
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Sun 01/17/10 05:12 AM
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Oops.
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Granted...but you get some of it back because your curves are kickin'.
I wish I wasnt such a goober. |
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Granted, you're a whopper.
I wish I'd learned piano. |
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 tribbles
plastic pancakes
mayhem
che
I am soooo tired! granted you aren't a goober, you're a gerber baby I wish to play again with you guys 
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Wanna make a tent out of blankets?
It's either that or an igloo. I'd give you flowers, but I don't know what you like. |
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