I am getting some mail from women who are not real members but scammers
from a country like Nigeria or Russia looking for money. How do I report
them to your site?

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OMG that was nasty! lmaooooo

LMAO! Good one! HELL YEA!

My Cousin Vinny, Dumb and Dumber, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Liar Liar,
Caddyshack

ROFLMAOOOOO @ Milldd's "I like your data."


Ghostrecon, there is one "Russian Woman" in particular that just will
not let up!! "She" is as persistant as she is stupid and/or illiterate.

For the heckuvit, I ask her every single email she sends me "Where do I
send the money?" and she writes back with more meaningless crap about
how much she wants a good American man and to start a family, yada yada
yada on a sesame seed bun.

So I write her again with, "Yea, yea, yea, whatever - you want some cash
or not?" Hehehehehe

Soon as I get an answer from "her", I will let you know, for I am more
curious than you are. I wanna see how far I can milk this thing.....

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Hehehehehe

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You know, ALL of my emails from the "Russian Women" come from this
mysterious internet cafe over in Russialand. What's up with that? I even
asked one why she didn't have a pc and she told me that they were
illegal in The Russian Federation.

Talk about insulting to the intelligence!! Geeez!!

Anyone else having problems with these stupid ass scams?

Is there any way possible to tell where these emails actually come from?

LMAOOOOOO - Good one!

I have had none. All the more for me!! - lol

If you have any Reese's left, lemme know okay?

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A scam? And not of Russian origin?
Surely you jest!! lol *smiles*

Advantages Of Being A Woman



1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,
and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like
complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female
figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group
shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates
are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture
them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like
an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's
spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of
being lost is to ask for directions.

HELL YEA!!

Stay tuned...I will post one for the women so I don't get hate mail all
over the place - lol

Top 25 reasons it's great to be a man.....


25)Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

24) A well-rendered belch or fart is practically expected.

23) Your last name stays put.

22) The garage is all yours.

21) Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

20) Wedding plans take care of themselves.

19) You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

18) Chocolate is just another snack.

17) You can be president.

16) You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

15) Foreplay is optional.

14) Car mechanics tell you the truth.

13) You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

12) The whole world is your urinal.

11) Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10) You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's
just "too icky."

9) Same work... more pay.

8) Wrinkles and grey hair add character.

7) You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
adjustments.

6) Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

5) If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

4) People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

3) Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.

2) Your orgasms are real. Always.

1) Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things
left to give out in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them
between Adam and Eve.

He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the
ability to stand up while urinating.

"It’s a very handy thing" God told them, "and I was wondering if either
one of you wanted that abilty."

Adam jumped up immediately and blurted out, "Oh, give that to me! I’d
love to be able to do that. Please give me that ability!! It’d be so
great. When I’m working in the garden or naming the animals, I could
just stand there and let piss fly. Wowweeee! It’d be sooo cool! I could
write my name in the sand and everything!! Please, God, let it be me you
give the gift to let me stand and pee at the same time, oh
pleeeeeeease!!!"

Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he
should have it.

Adam was happy, and proceeded to go piss on the nearest tree, laughing
all the while.

"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "Let me
see...what’s left here? Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms."

Pur-ty good!! lol :-)

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OMG!!! Too funny!! My belly hurts now!!

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LMAOOOOO Good one!! I love a good joke!