1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has
a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who can trust and doesn't lie.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being
with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each
other.

lmao i think i fell out my seat on the last line

lmao

Yep!
I've always said.
Keep your women in a parallel lines. Going in the same direction, but
never meeting. lol

LMAO! Good one! HELL YEA!

THATS TRUE.

let's just face it...what's important to have a good woman,is HAVING A
GOOD WOMAN
then you can train her before the kids,
so she'll be good to you after th' kids...*don't hate/joke*

i agree with everyone

LMAO that's good lol

LMFAO thats awsome!

alright, fellas, if y'all got time to read all of this, i encourage
every one of you to exercise this ability to be a tad mean to your girl
if she's the type that likes to play head games. this is the story of
what happened when my ex decided she wasnt gonna put out anymore. and
you'll soon see why she's my ex! :

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to
take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each
outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I
was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling
with
excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's
go
to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch
knows I'm smarter than her.

lol thats really good writing it down for my next ex before she leaves.