Great minds think alike! ;-)

I've done it. I made meatballs and BBQ sauce.
Just leave the popcorn alone.

These are awesome!

I am a Scorpio and I don't think I have ever felt so violated in my
entire life! LMAOOOOOOO

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:

"Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. So I asked
my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left,
still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then
with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her boobs, then between her knees but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. Why do you guys screw the lids on the jars so
damn tight?"

I believe "there is no such thing as a good lie."

Myself, I am pretty blunt and I often tell people, "If you didn't want
an honest answer to your question, then you should never have asked me
in the first place."

Honesty truly is the best policy.

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO!! Yea, watch me.

Holy Cow, Ghostrecon. That one is a doozy.

I got another today:

Hello.
I have closely studied yours structure. Probably I have seen in you that
I searched in my life. I cannot draw premature conclusions, but I speak
you that I feel. I always trusted my feelings... I am sorry, I forgot to
be presented to you. My name is Anna. I am 28 years old women. I have
decided to write to you this letter because you have very much
interested me. I very much would want to know you better. I do not know
interestingly to you or not, I could tell to you about myself more. I am
usual girl, as well as all I want to find my happiness and my love. I do
not know why I cannot find it, but I try, I search, I will struggle for
my happiness, I have not got used to surrender. I want respect, I want
that appreciated me, saw in me the person. I want to tell you if
interestingly to you if you want to know me better, you can write to me
on my address: ***********. Also I will send more photos. If you will
want to write to me, I will be very glad, I will wait your letter with
impatience.

(Of course, she is drop dead gorgeous.)

Where does it end??!?!?!

Maybe you need to learn how to play chess, Brandy12345. Who knows? Start
drinking vodka and learn to play chess. Buy one of those fuzzy hats.
They will be beating down your door!

Could I BE more stereotypical? lol

Ok, I just got another one. I posted it for those who think I am nuts -
lol
For all your guys' viewing pleasure. Try not to laugh too loud. The
English is so articulate....

Greetings My friend!
Me name T*****!
To me of 27 years.
I have addressed to the Internet because I could not find a favorite the
person in city.
I search for destiny, the man with which it will be simply good. I
think, that I can
Do happy because in me the big high temperature and tenderness have
Collected...
I feel, that you the good person and I should be
Is pleased to have such friend as you.
There can be this successful person you?:)
If you are interested, please, write to me on e-mail:
*******
With impatience and hope I shall look forward to hearing from you.
T*****

LOL KB

I agree, Ontario.
Thanks!

I was kinda hopin' that it may scare them off.

I think at this point I would rather pay $750 for that "little itty
bitty surprise".

Ok, Scorpius, you make a good point.

I decided to reply back to one of my Russian "fans" the other day just
to see what happens and how far I can go with this before the subject of
money came up. (I must have too much time on my hands or something -
lol)

Of course, she is drop dead gorgeous, late twenties, no kids and has
never been married - quite typical from what I gather from these
"women".

Anyways, I ask her questions like, "How come ya never been married?" and
other trivial crap and she writes back with an answer to not one of the
questions I ask. She just tells me that she is looking for love and to
start a family. Kinda soon, ain't it?!!?! lol

My favorite is when they start off - in their first email - as "I liked
your 'structure'".

Sorry, that's "Malice".

1) Mailce (Nicole Kidman, Alec Baldwin)
2) Goodfellas
3) American History X

Well, if anything, I have learned 3 things from this post:

1) The Russian Women must be a scam. If I had women like that banging on
my door everyday I wouldn't need to be here. Right?

2) You guys/gals ROCK! Advice was great and I got a few really good
laughs.

3) Brandy12345, Russian men probably stay home and drink their vodka all
day, pass out and never get the chance to email anyone. Why do you think
the women there are contacting US? lol Consider yourself fortunate.

Thanks so much! :-)


PS...If you think if I told them that I was originally from Canada,
would they care?

Awwwwww TxsGal3333..that was very sweet.:-)

Thanks for your help guys/gals. I appreciate it!

I guess the old saying is true...If it looks like a duck, walks like a
duck and quacks like a duck, then chances are great that it IS a duck.

lol KB @ "cheronoble"....I think it has to be a scam. If you find out
anything, lemme know.

Ok, I am fairly new to all these online dating site(s).
It seems like everytime I open my email, I get at least 10 Russian women
emailing me - and they are all drop dead gorgeous. What gives? Is this a
scam I haven't heard about? How do I avoid these women from contacting
me? Any other men (or women) having this problem?