I go with the rest...Group Chat.

LMAOOOOO...

You gotta love the forums! :-)

There was this teacher about to teach Sex Education to her 4th grade
class.

At the end of the class, the teacher asks for examples of sex education.

One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some
eggs."

"Very good, Billy," said the teacher.

"My mommy had a baby last month," said little Julie.

"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. "Are there any more examples?"

Little Johnny raises his hand, "I was watching TV yesterday with my dad
and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of
Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of
them with his two guns."

The teacher couldn't help but ask, "And what does that have to do with
Sex Education, Johnny?"

"It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger."

After much thought, I must agree with Kingbreeze.

I would want to know as well. Few things are worse than "being the last
to know." Especially when it is about infidelity. Trust me, I know.

Besides, the person who got cheated on would most likely be upset if
s/he knew that you knew and didn't say a word to him/her.

No one ever said that the truth was always easy....

I agree. I drink a protein shake every day.

LMAOOOO
Good one!

LMAOO - You guys/gals crack me up!

Seriously, TxsGal has a point. They are there in "Lala land", I am here.

They are still contacting me like crazy. How do you make them stop?!?!?
This is ridiculous!! And, no, I am not pulling my profile off - lol

Nurse couldn't have said it better.

Trust is the entire foundation of ANY relationship - whether it be
man-woman, man-child, man-dog, dog-cat, child-woman, whatever! - Without
the trust, like a building, it will surely crumble sooner, if not later.
Mark my words.

I, personally, like them. What separates the great ones from the cheese
is how incredible some of them really are.

For instance, take "Strutter", the KISS cover band (they are awesome!):
I saw an interview with Peter Criss (the drummer for KISS) and he was
asked if he had ever seen Strutter.

His response? "HELL YEA!!! They are even better than KISS!" lol


I seen "Clear Light", a Pink Floyd cover band, and they were incredible.
Came out with pig masks and the works.

I work at a computer all day as a lithographer. And it rocks!

I loved the 80's. I was a teenager then. 80's music is still my fave!

I remember all the women wearing "leg warmers" - lol
I am so glad I am a man.

Believe it or not, I can STILL do that danged Rubik's Cube!!

Definitely NOT. No way. No how. Nope.

There are 6 billion other people on the planet. Go find another.

Okay, 2 points:

(1) This "joke" was not funny.

and

(2) I can see why this topic is here in "Relationship Advice" and not in
the "Jokes" forum because of point number (1).

Edmonton Oilers rule.
I now hate the Hurricanes!

I got my doubts about that. I kinda like my women to be able to make a
complete sentence in English, or at least not to talk like Yoda - lol

lol.....does it stutter?

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
said.

The teacher is thinking, 'Yeah, right, whatever...' and says to her,
"Tell us about it."

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"What does that have to do with a stuttering cat?" asked the teacher.

The little girl said, "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before
he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him."

I have one sister and that is enough.

Thanks for the headache lol

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO