God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things
left to give out in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them
between Adam and Eve.

He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the
ability to stand up while urinating.

"It’s a very handy thing" God told them, "and I was wondering if either
one of you wanted that abilty."

Adam jumped up immediately and blurted out, "Oh, give that to me! I’d
love to be able to do that. Please give me that ability!! It’d be so
great. When I’m working in the garden or naming the animals, I could
just stand there and let piss fly. Wowweeee! It’d be sooo cool! I could
write my name in the sand and everything!! Please, God, let it be me you
give the gift to let me stand and pee at the same time, oh
pleeeeeeease!!!"

Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he
should have it.

Adam was happy, and proceeded to go piss on the nearest tree, laughing
all the while.

"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "Let me
see...what’s left here? Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms."