LMAO

There was this fireman washing his firetruck just outside the station and he noticed that a little girl with a firefighter's helmet on as well as a raincoat and a pair of rubber boots. She was sitting in a little red wagon. The red wagon had a little ladder attached to each side of it. And there was a tightly coiled garden hose attached to the back of the wagon.

The fireman walked up to the little girl and said, "Wow! that's a nice firetruck you have there!! It's got ladder, as hose and everything!"

"Why, thank you," said the cute little girl.

Then upon closer inspection, the firefighter noticed two strands of rope coming from the from the front of the wagon. One was attached to a dog's collar and the other was attached to a cat's testicles.

"You know," the fireman said to the girl, "I bet you can make that rig of yours go faster if you were to tie that strand of rope to that cat's collar instead of where you have it now."

"I know," said that girl. "But then I won't have a siren."

One hungred And one is, in my opinion, technically correct.


FYI, the book I seen this question in looonnngggggg time ago listed the answer as "one thousAnd".

So, according to the book, Emily is correct as well.

But I agree with Ted14621.

There is no total, in fact there is no math required here at all!!

What is the first number (spelled out) to contain the letter "a"?

This one is a "gimme".....

If you were to count by spelling out the numbers,(i.e., "one" instead of "1", "two" instead of "2", "three" instead of "3", etc.), what is the first number that contains the letter "a"?

Kudos to 1956deluxe!!! The dude had the hiccups! WTG!!!

Sorry, "piss" is not correct.
No prize for you. lol

C'mon people...I see you looking but I see no answering!

Ok ok ok...I am done playing around lol....put your thinking caps on!!! This is an oldie but a goodie!!


A man walks into a bar. He walks up the bartender and asks for a glass of water. The bartender immediately grabs for the pistol under the bar and points it straight at the man's head. The man then shakes the bartender's hand and walks out the bar much happier than when he first walked in.

The question is: Why is this man happier?

Your daughter is correct!!! Kudos!!!

Incorrect...sorry :(

The forum has some smarts! I like that!!





Ok, here is an easier one......


What goes up a chimney down and down a chimney up?

Wow!! You guys are very smart!!! I am very impressed!!

Stand by for another........

Kudos !!

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After a little bit, the man gets up and says, "Dang, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past 15 minutes!"

LMAOOOOOOO But unfortunately incorrect.

Believe it or not, there IS enough info here to solve this riddle....

There is this guy and he leaves home. He walks a little bit, then turns left.

He walks a little more and then turns left again.

He again walks a little more and turns left for the last time and walks just a little bit more.

So while this man is walking on his way home, he sees two men standing there - and BOTH of them are wearing masks.

The question is......

Who are these 2 men?!?!?

See? Told you guys!!

I know I could have pounded my head on the wall too!!!

Stand by for another! :)

Congratulations to 2KidsMom..."WET" is the answer!!!! I am impressed!

Tell her what she's won, Johnny!!

I can hear the rest of you groaning...don't hate on me, I didn't think it up!! lol