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Don't Tailgate!!!
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Priest From The Dark Side
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A Visit to the Gynecologist
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The Masked Halloween Party
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Where are we?
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Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?" The blonde leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiing."
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Little Johnny's at it Again
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Cowboy Honeymoon
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Chinese Noodle Soup
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A guy is sitting in a Chinese fast food joint eating a bowl of Noodle soup. Half way through his meal, he stands up and walks towards the door. The Chinese waiter says, "Hey. You no pay!" The guy sticks his finger up, says, "UP YOURS" and runs out of the place. "You no pay, you no pay!" Shouts the waiter, and chases after him with a meat cleaver in his hand. The guy runs off down the road, and into a local 'House of ill repute' The Chinaman, a little way behind eventually reaches the establishment and goes in. He says to the owner, "The man who just come in, Where he go?" The owner who sees the irrated Chinaman wielding the meat cleaver and decides against arguing, says "Upstairs, First floor, Room 7." The Chinaman rushes up to the room and burst in to find the man lying naked on the floor with his head between the legs of an equally naked young lady. He screams, "HEY. WHY YOU NO PAY?" The man replies, "There was a hair in my soup!" "BUT" Retorts the Chinaman, "You have mouthful of hair there!" "Yeah," Scoffs the guy. "And if I find a noodle here, She ain't getting paid either!"
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Nymphomaniac
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Two Drunks
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Arguing about the sign
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Jack goes to the doctor
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Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you unless you're willing to try an experimental treatment." Jack asks sadly, "And that would be?" "Well," the Doctor explains, "What we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis." Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for it." Jack went under the knife, and, after a period of recovery and healing, returned to the Doc for his blessing. Following the examination, the Doc pronounced Jack 'healed and ready for action'. Eager to use his experimentally enhanced equipment, Jack planned a romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town, anticipating a happy conclusion to the evening. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure, Jack placed his napkin on his lap and unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his pants, flipped the napkin on the floor, went to the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his pants! His girlfriend was stunned at first but then, imagining the possibilities, said with a sly smile and a gleam in her eye, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?" Jack groaned, "Probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll up my a$$."
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Fart football
Edited by
harrypotter2
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Sat 10/17/09 07:18 PM
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Well that was nice of you to reprint my joke This is the first time I saw it! and I don't recall seeing any copyright on it. 
Good one Tom. 
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Selection
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Ranch Hands
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'.." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God!"
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Maybe it's a Bull Stag?
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