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Edited by
uk1971
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A guy is sitting in a Chinese fast food joint eating a bowl of Noodle soup.
Half way through his meal, he stands up and walks towards the door. The Chinese waiter says, "Hey. You no pay!" The guy sticks his finger up, says, "UP YOURS" and runs out of the place. "You no pay, you no pay!" Shouts the waiter, and chases after him with a meat cleaver in his hand. The guy runs off down the road, and into a local 'House of ill repute' The Chinaman, a little way behind eventually reaches the establishment and goes in. He says to the owner, "The man who just come in, Where he go?" The owner who sees the irrated Chinaman wielding the meat cleaver and decides against arguing, says "Upstairs, First floor, Room 7." The Chinaman rushes up to the room and burst in to find the man lying naked on the floor with his head between the legs of an equally naked young lady. He screams, "HEY. WHY YOU NO PAY?" The man replies, "There was a hair in my soup!" "BUT" Retorts the Chinaman, "You have mouthful of hair there!" "Yeah," Scoffs the guy. "And if I find a noodle here, She ain't getting paid either!"  
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A guy is sitting in a Chinese fast food joint eating a bowl of Noodle soup. Half way through his meal, he stands up and walks towards the door. The Chinese waiter says, "Hey. You no pay!" The guy sticks his finger up, says, "UP YOURS" and runs out of the place. "You no pay, you no pay!" Shouts the waiter, and chases after him with a meat cleaver in his hand. The guy runs off down the road, and into a local 'House of ill repute' The Chinaman, a little way behind eventually reaches the establishment and goes in. He says to the owner, "The man who just come in, Where he go?" The owner who sees the irrated Chinaman wielding the meat cleaver and decides against arguing, says "Upstairs, First floor, Room 7." The Chinaman rushes up to the room and burst in to find the man lying naked on the floor with his head between the legs of an equally naked young lady. He screams, "HEY. WHY YOU NO PAY?" The man replies, "There was a hair in my soup!" "BUT" Retorts the Chinaman, "You have mouthful of hair there!" "Yeah," Scoffs the guy. "And if I find a noodle here, She ain't getting paid either!"
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A guy is sitting in a Chinese fast food joint eating a bowl of Noodle soup. Half way through his meal, he stands up and walks towards the door. The Chinese waiter says, "Hey. You no pay!" The guy sticks his finger up, says, "UP YOURS" and runs out of the place. "You no pay, you no pay!" Shouts the waiter, and chases after him with a meat cleaver in his hand. The guy runs off down the road, and into a local 'House of ill repute' The Chinaman, a little way behind eventually reaches the establishment and goes in. He says to the owner, "The man who just come in, Where he go?" The owner who sees the irrated Chinaman wielding the meat cleaver and decides against arguing, says "Upstairs, First floor, Room 7." The Chinaman rushes up to the room and burst in to find the man lying naked on the floor with his head between the legs of an equally naked young lady. He screams, "HEY. WHY YOU NO PAY?" The man replies, "There was a hair in my soup!" "BUT" Retorts the Chinaman, "You have mouthful of hair there!" "Yeah," Scoffs the guy. "And if I find a noodle here, She ain't getting paid either!"
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