Topic: Fart football
uk1971's photo
Sat 10/17/09 06:42 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Sat 10/17/09 06:43 PM
An Old married couple no sooner hit
the pillows when the old man passes gas and says
" Seven Points "
His wife rolls over and says
"What in the world was that"?
The old man reply's
"Its fart football"
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
"Touchdown" tie score.
After about 5 min the old man lets another go and says
"Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7"
Not to be out done the wife rips out another one and says
"Touchdown," tied score !
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker! and says
"Field goal. I lead 17 to 14 now!"
The pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a
woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable,
He gives it everything he's got, and accidentally follows through with a wet one and craps in the bed.
The wife says
"What the hell was that'?
The old man says,
"Half time, switch sides"


bigsmile :banana:

MirrorMirror's photo
Sat 10/17/09 06:52 PM

An Old married couple no sooner hit
the pillows when the old man passes gas and says
" Seven Points "
His wife rolls over and says
"What in the world was that"?
The old man reply's
"Its fart football"
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
"Touchdown" tie score.
After about 5 min the old man lets another go and says
"Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7"
Not to be out done the wife rips out another one and says
"Touchdown," tied score !
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker! and says
"Field goal. I lead 17 to 14 now!"
The pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a
woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable,
He gives it everything he's got, and accidentally follows through with a wet one and craps in the bed.
The wife says
"What the hell was that'?
The old man says,
"Half time, switch sides"


bigsmile :banana:

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whatssuup's photo
Sat 10/17/09 06:55 PM


Well that was nice of you to reprint my joke

harrypotter2's photo
Sat 10/17/09 07:05 PM
Edited by harrypotter2 on Sat 10/17/09 07:18 PM



Well that was nice of you to reprint my joke


This is the first time I saw it! and I don't recall seeing any copyright on it.slaphead :tongue:


Good one Tom. :thumbsup: laugh laugh laugh