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"i always hate these description parts. but any ways im 22 year olds. i attend college. im gettin my assicoates degree hopefully very soon. im a preschool teacher at a daycare"
Hey, look, everybody, another teacher who can't spell! Good luck with that assicoates degree, whatever that is. |
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Lexy......Is "hsed" High School Education? High School Equivalency Diploma. More commonly referred to as a GED (General Equivalency Diploma) in these parts. |
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"i always hate these description parts. but any ways im 22 year olds. i attend college. im gettin my assicoates degree hopefully very soon. im a preschool teacher at a daycare" Hey, look, everybody, another teacher who can't spell! Good luck with that assicoates degree, whatever that is. Lex... That is "assi" "coates" ... It is a degree in shorter style jackets that are flattering to the derriere. You should know this, since you're studying the whole accessories thing... (but you are doing pets, so I understand the confusion on this one). |
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Lex... That is "assi" "coates" ... It is a degree in shorter style jackets that are flattering to the derriere. You should know this, since you're studying the whole accessories thing... (but you are doing pets, so I understand the confusion on this one). If they could just come up with a bipedal dog, that would make my job so much easier. Plus, there's nothing tackier than holding a sequined handbag in your mouth.... |
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"HEY! I really do hate talking about myself, but here goes. Im a very easygoing person, and i have never taken life too seriously. I can be a very sarcastic, but its always out of fun ;-)."
Yeah, I think I ran out of fun about halfway through reading this.... |
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Lexy......Is "hsed" High School Education? High School Equivalency Diploma. More commonly referred to as a GED (General Equivalency Diploma) in these parts. Oh yes, I've heard of the GED... I'd guess capitalizing that was too much to hope for... 
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Oh yes, I've heard of the GED... I'd guess capitalizing that was too much to hope for...
I always think that hsed is just somebody misspelling "shed"; since sheds are a lot more common around here than educations. Sheds hold more pitchforks and rakes, too. |
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Oh yes, I've heard of the GED... I'd guess capitalizing that was too much to hope for...
I always think that hsed is just somebody misspelling "shed"; since sheds are a lot more common around here than educations. Sheds hold more pitchforks and rakes, too. Ohhhh... your quick wit and razor sharp tongue are really just too much for me... fainting... 
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"Hi I am looking for a sweethearted guy to help me rise my one year old daughter"
What do you call those guys who can levitate stuff by using their minds? No, not "scam artists," I mean the real ones.... |
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"This is awkward, because I recognized half the people on here."
That's because those are all your other profiles. |
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"I'm a very sacrastic person, if you can't handle people that like to have a good time and be sacrastic dont bother talking to me."
Not till your back stops hurting, anyway. |
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Oh Oh Oh.... This is from a very hardworking man....
the need for speed Not a lot to say. I work several hours a week, which requires me to travel often. |
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"im sexy i have a great body im looking for a handson guy athletic ho likes to play or full around an very hadsom.and im also like to exsercise alot .i like to play with man.i also like to do anythin."
Who doesn't like to full around a little? |
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"I like partying, hanging out, singing, dancing, and just having a good time. I also like to race cars, do extreme sports such as skying dying and motorcross."
OK, that dying part IS pretty extreme, I'll give you that one.... |
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"im sexy i have a great body im looking for a handson guy athletic ho likes to play or full around an very hadsom.and im also like to exsercise alot .i like to play with man.i also like to do anythin." Who doesn't like to full around a little? Lexy... I like to 'play with man'.... but it is jist one man.
I'm not into the 'handson guy athletic ho' types, though. Not my "thang".
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"I am currently 3 1/2 months pregant, the father isnt really there..."
Then how the hell did you get pregant? |
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"I am currently 3 1/2 months pregant, the father isnt really there..." Then how the hell did you get pregant? Osmosis. |
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"I am currently 3 1/2 months pregant, the father isnt really there..." Then how the hell did you get pregant? OMG..OMG.... I caught you in a typo! I'm so flipping excited I cannot stand it.. OMG.... 
I do luv ya, Lexy. I'm sorry. 
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"I am currently 3 1/2 months pregant, the father isnt really there..." Then how the hell did you get pregant? Osmosis. The Ten Commandments guy? |
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