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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile
lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Thu 03/13/08 06:02 AM
"Hello, does anyone even read this stuff? Why spend a lot of time wrining about yourself when no one reads it." It sounds like he is "wrining", huh?

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Thu 03/13/08 07:22 AM
Headliner: Open to interpretation "Sentences can't do justice to my personality. Fragments, like snapshots, present particular instances. Oxymora reveal diversity. Planed Spontaneity. Varied. Like cadence. I joke just as much as I think. Enjoy the slow, just as much as the fast. Confusing, not quite. Some things are better understood in person. Titles: Father, Writer, Producer, Performer, DJ, Programmer Nouns: Music, Art, Literature, Movies, Games. Adjectives: Witty, Creative, Intellectual, Driven, Passionate. Locations: Anywhere in the world, just a plane-ride away." Confusing? Quite!

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Thu 03/13/08 10:35 AM
Headliner: Open to interpretation "Sentences can't do justice to my personality. Fragments, like snapshots, present particular instances. Oxymora reveal diversity. Planed Spontaneity. Varied. Like cadence. I joke just as much as I think. Enjoy the slow, just as much as the fast. Confusing, not quite. Some things are better understood in person. Titles: Father, Writer, Producer, Performer, DJ, Programmer Nouns: Music, Art, Literature, Movies, Games. Adjectives: Witty, Creative, Intellectual, Driven, Passionate. Locations: Anywhere in the world, just a plane-ride away." Confusing? Quite! Gotta love those pseudo-intellectuals. Mostly I enjoy bursting their little bubbles.

Jistme Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 2991	Thu 03/13/08 11:23 AM
Headliner: Open to interpretation "Sentences can't do justice to my personality. Fragments, like snapshots, present particular instances. Oxymora reveal diversity. Planed Spontaneity. Varied. Like cadence. I joke just as much as I think. Enjoy the slow, just as much as the fast. Confusing, not quite. Some things are better understood in person. Titles: Father, Writer, Producer, Performer, DJ, Programmer Nouns: Music, Art, Literature, Movies, Games. Adjectives: Witty, Creative, Intellectual, Driven, Passionate. Locations: Anywhere in the world, just a plane-ride away." Confusing? Quite! I'm almost willing to bet that is a fellow posters brother or father!

belledimanche Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 382	Thu 03/13/08 04:01 PM
"I am currently 3 1/2 months pregant, the father isnt really there..." Then how the hell did you get pregant? That's made me laugh out loud! Thank you!

belledimanche Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 382	Thu 03/13/08 04:09 PM
Headliner: Open to interpretation "Sentences can't do justice to my personality. Fragments, like snapshots, present particular instances. Oxymora reveal diversity. Planed Spontaneity. Varied. Like cadence. I joke just as much as I think. Enjoy the slow, just as much as the fast. Confusing, not quite. Some things are better understood in person. Titles: Father, Writer, Producer, Performer, DJ, Programmer Nouns: Music, Art, Literature, Movies, Games. Adjectives: Witty, Creative, Intellectual, Driven, Passionate. Locations: Anywhere in the world, just a plane-ride away." Confusing? Quite! Blah, Blah, Blah! How long did it take him to come up with that bull****?!

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Thu 03/13/08 05:21 PM
Lexy~ Too bad you're not homosexual. I think, if you were... this would be your mate. For now... sorry about your luck. I'm a middle age guy, that doesn't smoke or drink, looking for a normal women that is not crazy. I want someone that is into self improvement. I dont care at what level you are at now, just that you want to improve your life. I want to go up not down in my goals. I think there are beautiful women in all races, so don't be shy. I'm turned on by smart women. I live in Chicago, and I want to move, not sure where. maybe towards YOU!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 03/13/08 05:30 PM
Lexy~ Too bad you're not homosexual. I think, if you were... this would be your mate. For now... sorry about your luck. I'm a middle age guy, that doesn't smoke or drink, looking for a normal women that is not crazy. I want someone that is into self improvement. I dont care at what level you are at now, just that you want to improve your life. I want to go up not down in my goals. I think there are beautiful women in all races, so don't be shy. I'm turned on by smart women. I live in Chicago, and I want to move, not sure where. maybe towards YOU! No, I think that's actually one of mine, isn't it?

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Thu 03/13/08 05:31 PM
No, I think that's actually one of mine, isn't it? Hhahahaha...

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Thu 03/13/08 05:32 PM
Headliner: Open to interpretation "Sentences can't do justice to my personality. Fragments, like snapshots, present particular instances. Oxymora reveal diversity. Planed Spontaneity. Varied. Like cadence. I joke just as much as I think. Enjoy the slow, just as much as the fast. Confusing, not quite. Some things are better understood in person. Titles: Father, Writer, Producer, Performer, DJ, Programmer Nouns: Music, Art, Literature, Movies, Games. Adjectives: Witty, Creative, Intellectual, Driven, Passionate. Locations: Anywhere in the world, just a plane-ride away." Confusing? Quite! Gotta love those pseudo-intellectuals. Mostly I enjoy bursting their little bubbles. oh no!!! The transformation do I feel. Let not Yoda take over I must

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Thu 03/13/08 05:33 PM
Detect gibberish do I.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Thu 03/13/08 05:35 PM
Oh Waterloo~ If it only were. But truth be it is not. One must open ones eyes only but slightly in a dimly lit room, for the light has gone but it has intensified elesewhere to bring our visions pure and true.... Not his. But reminscent, huh?

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Thu 03/13/08 05:36 PM
Not his gibberish need be to sense not make

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Thu 03/13/08 05:38 PM
Oh Waterloo~ If it only were. But truth be it is not. One must open ones eyes only but slightly in a dimly lit room, for the light has gone but it has intensified elesewhere to bring our visions pure and true.... Not his. But reminscent, huh? brain cramps I'm reminded of

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Thu 03/13/08 05:57 PM
You can just see this guy working up that profile can't you? Sitting in his mom's basement, in his fruit-of-the-looms, orange fingers from the cheetos, and ultra-seriously rubbing his chin nodding at the screen... "Yes, I believe that is profound and mysterious enough. The women will swoon merely by reading my scintillating wisdom." God save us.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Thu 03/13/08 05:59 PM
God save us. Speak for your own gender!! My poor mother once had a date that said... "I got to be home by ten so I can take my Trazadone, I can't miss it".

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Thu 03/13/08 06:04 PM
I'm speaking in reference to humanity as a whole! No race, creed, or gender has any corner on the stupid market!

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Fri 03/14/08 08:32 AM
"Im a cool mellow laid back fellow nice type of dude. Im goofy and I will admit it. I looking for someone who except me for me flaws and all and I can except for who she is flaws and all." Sounds good, huh? Except for...

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Fri 03/14/08 11:54 AM
"Im a cool mellow laid back fellow nice type of dude. Im goofy and I will admit it. I looking for someone who except me for me flaws and all and I can except for who she is flaws and all." Sounds good, huh? Except for... Ya, that really turns the whole thing into a pretzel now don't it??? "I'm looking but not really... " "someone besides myself... " "someone I can pass by also... " "I'll like you but not you... " Just what the hell ARE you trying to say??

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 03/14/08 01:47 PM
Did I ever tell you guys about the one that said: "My friend told me about this site, so I'm checking it out. I'm not gonna write anything here until I decide if it's worth it or not." I wonder how that all turned out....?