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so what do you guys actually like in a profile? 
Hey TA! THAT is a whole other thread! 
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awwww ok....sorry
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Isn't it obvious what we like in a profile? LOTS of asinine statements and pathetic misspellings! It gives us something to laugh at in here! 
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so what do you guys actually like in a profile?
Substance, content, spelling and grammar that transcend the level of a brain-damaged orangutan, real information, absence of 100 consecutive cliches, something creative, something intelligent, something that makes me want to know more about the person instead of yawning, some idea of what that person is interested in ("I'm a fun person who likes to have fun" just doesn't cut it), a coherent account of what the person is looking for.... Lots of stuff, really.... And less than 5% of the profiles I've read would actually qualify....for the most part, reading profiles is like reading the F's in the third-grade essay contest.... 
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wow someone woke up on the wrong side of the bread
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Nah, I'm always like this. Got stuck this way when I was 3, and I've just been riding it out ever since.
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so what do you guys actually like in a profile? Substance, content, spelling and grammar that transcend the level of a brain-damaged orangutan, real information, absence of 100 consecutive cliches, something creative, something intelligent, something that makes me want to know more about the person instead of yawning, some idea of what that person is interested in ("I'm a fun person who likes to have fun" just doesn't cut it), a coherent account of what the person is looking for....
Lots of stuff, really.... And less than 5% of the profiles I've read would actually qualify....for the most part, reading profiles is like reading the F's in the third-grade essay contest.... And don't forget a positive upbeat attitude!!
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Here we go... I'm loving this one...
looking 4 smart cute sexy loveing wonderful women......... so meny thing to tell yu just ask and i will tell u nething |
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wow someone woke up on the wrong side of the bread
Ha! Go read his profile.. Assuming you got about 10 hours to spare, that is. |
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wow someone woke up on the wrong side of the bread
Ha! Go read his profile.. Assuming you got about 10 hours to spare, that is. It took me twelve, but I took notes. I also printed a few copies to make picture frames, of course with pictures of Lexy inside. There is one at work, one at home, one on the dashboard... 
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I thought the funniest was one I saw was from a guy that bragged "I have my own Viagra!" LOL...how to you respond to that? Kewl, that means I can save my supply for someone else?...LOL
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I thought the funniest was one I saw was from a guy that bragged "I have my own Viagra!" LOL...how to you respond to that? Kewl, that means I can save my supply for someone else?...LOL Haha.. Viva Viagra!!!!... I think it costs like $10 a pill or something.... 
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I thought the funniest was one I saw was from a guy that bragged "I have my own Viagra!" LOL...how to you respond to that? Kewl, that means I can save my supply for someone else?...LOL If you can get one of those Viagra trees, you're set for life. Gives new meaning to the term "hardwood," heh.... |
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wow someone woke up on the wrong side of the bread
Ha! Go read his profile.. Assuming you got about 10 hours to spare, that is. It took me twelve, but I took notes. I also printed a few copies to make picture frames, of course with pictures of Lexy inside. There is one at work, one at home, one on the dashboard...
What? You don't have the paperweight cube with 6 of my pictures on it? |
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wow someone woke up on the wrong side of the bread
Ha! Go read his profile.. Assuming you got about 10 hours to spare, that is. It took me twelve, but I took notes. I also printed a few copies to make picture frames, of course with pictures of Lexy inside. There is one at work, one at home, one on the dashboard...
What? You don't have the paperweight cube with 6 of my pictures on it? No... my birthday is coming up though.... 
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I thought the funniest was one I saw was from a guy that bragged "I have my own Viagra!" LOL...how to you respond to that? Kewl, that means I can save my supply for someone else?...LOL Haha.. Viva Viagra!!!!... I think it costs like $10 a pill or something....
Actually.. The street price was 18.00 the last time I.... ummmm.. nevermind... |
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Haha.. Viva Viagra!!!!... I think it costs like $10 a pill or something.... Actually.. The street price was 18.00 the last time I.... ummmm.. nevermind...
Want me to hook you up with my supplier? It's only $8 a pill - $5 if you buy in bulk! "I have my own viagra".... What the hell?!?!?
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I doubt that lilith would want... Again..nevermind.
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Oh come on... just imagine the four hour ride!
And I STILL don't understand how or why anyone would put that in their profile...
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She is on the phone with me.. She said if I were to take anything it would be Cialis... 36 hours would be fun...
If I had a 36 hour erection? I'd think I might have relapsed on methamphetemine. |
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