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Well being a liar just make some panties drop can really break some hearts you know 
Actually the opposite has been true for me. As desperate as I was in my younger days and as many lame lines as I tried to use I never had any luck with the ladies. 
Desperation, it turns out, isn't so sexy. Who knew? 
Actually I hear it works pretty well on desperate women. Just a squirrel trying to get a nut huh? |
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Lately I've been forced to sit in a corner and chew on my own nuts.
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Desperation, it turns out, isn't so sexy. You would think.. But it must be working on some level... In the least, an occasional pity fvck, maybe. Otherwise we got a lot of desperate and very stupid men on this site! Pity ****? they have vibrators so you don't have to do that! |
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Lately I've been forced to sit in a corner and chew on my own nuts.
You can reach them? WOW! |
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Lately I've been forced to sit in a corner and chew on my own nuts.
They have an operation for that now. Consult your local physician. |
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Lately I've been forced to sit in a corner and chew on my own nuts.
You can reach them? WOW! Would that get me a date? |
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Wow. She must be thinking about it.
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Wow. She must be thinking about it.
Nada..sorry 
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Not everybody likes contortionists. How are you at playing the xylophone? |
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Not everybody likes contortionists. How are you at playing the xylophone? Spiffy. |
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Here's some I see alot
Looking for a down to earth kind of woman, one that can dress up for dinner or ride 4 wheelers. (leaves the options wide open with this one) I enjoy long walks on the beach ( odd - we are 4 hours from the beach here )
I enjoy skydiving, riding my harley, rollerblading, ice hockey, flying my small plane, skiing, waterskiing, triathalons, etc. (ok - you have time to do all these things? and most men I have met barely can do one of them- even if they had the spare time) |
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headline: Have you heard of a ONE-STROKE Orgasm
profile simply says "hello ladies" |
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Probably will end up my next hubby
I am just me that is all I will ever be. Looking for a woman to take care of me.. I live under a bridge. I push my shopping cart around who wants to ride in my shopping cart |
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I CAN SOAK YOU ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!!!!!!
we got some winners in Texas
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headline: Have you heard of a ONE-STROKE Orgasm Only on the golf course, and that can be pretty embarrassing. |
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Now that all the "ED" talk seems to have died out....
Here is my latest find: I am one who observe the law of things in this world. Though I bear burdens it doesn't prevent me from seeing another one's perspective. This world is complex and somewhat strange and all manner of things commingle and fluctuate. I see everything with my eyes beauty or ugliness. I am who I am your approval isn't needed. I'm a Go-Get A, Intellectual, Benevolent, Humorous, OutSpoken, Reliable, Hard Working, Rational and Well Mannered Entity.  He said he was an "Intellectual" ladies....
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"well lets see im 22 f. um i am going to school for my hsed and work alot. im sweet loyal honest. im not sure what im on here looking for i dont feed these things up much you at least look"
No, you really can't feed these things up much, you never know what might happen. |
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"well lets see im 22 f. um i am going to school for my hsed and work alot. im sweet loyal honest. im not sure what im on here looking for i dont feed these things up much you at least look" No, you really can't feed these things up much, you never know what might happen. Lexy......Is "hsed" High School Education? |
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She might have meant a "Good Enough" Degree.
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