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Because global warming ain't fast enough
![]() How many peppers did peter Piper pick? |
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Sorry, my understanding may be flawed but I feel like ronte's post is...idk...*shrugs* If I'm wrong, please disregard this and answer his instead. Hammer:
Duct tape, it fixes everything! Why does Mingle have forums? A: So that we can argue about anything and everything. Q: Why can’t every day be Christmas? No one picks peppers, peter only wants ![]() Why does peter only want ![]() |
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cause he likes apples!!
why do the casinos always win |
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^ Ty, MsMuffin :) ^ Eh, Hammer? Ya tryna argue wiff me? Ok, let's go to court! :)) A: They use sorcery. Q: When do you feel the safest? |
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when not in a FWB relationship!
which month really turns a woman on ? |
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Taco Tuesdays
Why is Slim gym the Mingle Judge? |
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Cause the jury is out !!!!
Can you take a hammer to a Hammer ? |
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Yes,but only on the second Tuesday of the week!
Why is it possible to flush the gym? |
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Because of Slimme!!!
How do you sleep on a Riverboat? |
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Shoot the rapids!
Why aren't the Canadian geese mating? |
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Because they are in Alaska right now and aren't allowed to do that unless they are in Canada.
Why are rainbows colorful? |
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Rainbows dislike to be seen in neutrals.
Why are oceans deep? |
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Because there's so much for them to think about.
Why do giraffes have long necks? |
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Giraffes work as traffic reporters during their off hours.
Why do snow leopards not like the heat? |
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Because they don't want to melt
Why is the first day of summer the longest day of the year? |
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The first day of summer is the longest day of the year in order to achieve ALL the activities noted by John Travolta and Olivia Newton John in "Summer Lovin'" from Grease.
Why do people say "cheese" when posing to have their picture taken? |
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They come from Wisconsin
Where's the maid gone to? |
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On a tour for a year paid for by her boss. How do you break a very difficult news? |
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By snapping it in half
Why is ice fishing called ice fishing? |
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Because snow fishing melts too fast.
What does Cinco de Mayo celebrate? |
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