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| Topic: If life gives you..... | |
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sew on some sequins or let Bernie wear it .. when life makes your heart swell to bursting |
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You usually die.
When life teaches you to juggle chainsaws... |
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...you'll probably lose your hands.
If life drives you to town... |
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Paint the town red!
If life ties your hands.... |
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...use your feet
If life crowns you king... |
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Don't abuse your power.
When life plays Taps.... |
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...Salute
If life fails to warn you... |
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You need to be prepared for anything.
When life dims the lights... |
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...relax
If life resets... |
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You may be in a video game.
When life puts you in a Studebaker with a bear and a frog.... |
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...make sure you're wearing a tux
If life shows you something unbelievable... |
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Believe it!
When life gives you talent.... |
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...take advantage of it.
If life fills you with rage... |
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Find a constructive outlet for it.
When life provides said constructive outlet... |
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...use it and hope it works
If life sometimes brings you down... |
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Pick yourself up. And if you can't pick yourself up, have someone help you up.
When life breaks your world record... |
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Try for a new one
If life is a roller coaster.... |
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Hold your hands in the air and enjoy the ride!! If life gives you chocolate.... |
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Eat it all and don't share......
If life were easy...... |
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everyone would be happy. If life brings you love..... |
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