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...play the ukulele...
If life pulls your hair... |
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Ask to be spanked!
When life pops your balloon... |
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...makes sure to suck on the helium and make funny little noises
If life sends you a rejection notice... |
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Realize that you didn't really want to be accepted anyway.
When life kicks you in the groin.... |
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...put some ice on them babies and try not to cry
If life chases you like a rabid dog... |
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Man up and put the dog down.
When puts a fork in your road? |
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...choose the right path
If life gives you a new look... |
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....you should start a new life....Hello, Kipp and MadDog...
If life puts a saddle on.... |
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...bite on the bit and keep going
If life shaves your head... |
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Hair grows back.
If life gives you a really good friend.... |
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...treat them like a relative.
If life puts a noose around your neck.. |
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...keep them for life
If life gives you a happy ending... |
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Noose - just hang around
Happy ending - Roll the credits When life looks like home plate... |
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slide baby slide
If life jumps on your back... |
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Give it a piggy back ride!
When life lights a fire.... |
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Roast marshmallows
When life throws you a curveball.... |
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Knock it out of the park!
When life gives you pink fuzzy bunnies... |
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...wear them with pride
If life says to you "Jump"... |
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....then turn on Van Halen.
If life makes you laugh.... |
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...laugh along until you pee yourself.
If life looks upon you... |
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