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Edited by
Pansytilly
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Sat 02/07/15 08:57 AM
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ask for the magicians as well
when life yields to your requests... |
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Do a U-turn...
When life gives you knowledge about future events.. |
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You have no excuse for making those mistakes.
When life rolls your dice... |
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make sure they are rigged first...
when life refuses to play your games |
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...find someone that wants to play!...
If life dips you in batter.. |
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Get fried.
If life throws LEGO's on the floor... |
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Blame it on the stuffed dog..
If life makes you walk outside in the middle of the night wearing flippers..? |
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...do the Macarena in the street.
If life pulls you under... |
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Edited by
Pansytilly
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Sat 02/07/15 09:23 AM
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know how to get over...
if life gives you a trayful... |
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Tip the waitress...
If life gives you a woody.. |
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Make sure you also have a Buzz.
When life as shoots your sister... |
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Huh?....
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Oops. Typo. "As" was not supposed to be in there.
When life causes typos.... |
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....say, "Huh?"...
If life pinches your butt... |
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Look around at what you just did wrong...
When Life gives you time... |
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Pinch back. It could get fun!
When life wakes you from a pleasant dream.... |
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...try and fall back to sleep to finish it.
If life undoes your bra strap....
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Set them free!
When life surrounds you with the opposing team's fans at your team's home game... |
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.....shhhhhh, be very very quiet.
If life sends you on a trip... |
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I'll see you in the fall.
When life breaks your guitar strings... |
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