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...think about it and laugh on your good days.
If life hangs you from the rafters... |
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join the bats in the bellfree
ilgy gps |
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Throw it away and use the map.
If life misquotes you... |
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plead the 5th
ilfgy screen doors |
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...let the breeze blow in.
If life tells you to wait... |
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Don't wait.
If life throws your favorite slippers away... |
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...OMG, nooooooooooooooo.
If life buys you new slippers.... |
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Break them in!
If life dresses you in a Mr. Rogers sweater... |
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...hold a press conference. (did u know he was a minister?)
If life puts you in a rear naked choke... |
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Break the hold.
(I've heard many things about Mr. Rogers, so I don't know what to believe.) If life changes your favorite channel... |
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...be open to something new.
If life shuts down all the satellites? |
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Read a book or go to the theater or catch a hockey game or....
When life gives up a goal to your team... |
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Blame the refs, like most fans do...
If life gives you two tens for a five... |
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Tell life to keep the change.
If life makes you feel bad about being alone on Valentine's Day... |
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Feel good about yourself despite being alone
If life opens the door to unknown possibilities... |
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...tell life it's ok as long as you're not lonely.
If life brings in a winter blast... |
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Realize that it's still February, so it's not really out of season.
When life breaks your heart... |
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Sing Toni Braxton's " unbreak my heart " to life
If life makes you sick of love songs |
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Play some drinking songs.
When life gives you an out of tune piano.... |
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Sing along with an out of tune vocals
When life gives you a the winning lotto number for the wrong day... |
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