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| Topic: If life gives you..... | |
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Wear flipflops
If life keeps showing you commercials |
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...turn off your TV
If life keeps repeating itself... |
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Push stop button
If life gives you a destiny |
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Accept it.
When life's gas tank is empty... |
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Hitchhike or start walking
When life give you a theme song |
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....play it whenever you walk into a room.
If life gives you a shot... |
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Drink up and have another
When life takes you to a strawberry field |
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...stay there forever
When life pulls a fast one... |
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Learn from it...
When life turns up the heat |
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...keep your cool
If life gives you hope... |
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Build on it
If life puts a silver spoon in ones mouth |
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Use it to eat ice cream.
If life pops your ballon.... |
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Blow up another one...
If life grants you one wish |
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Wish for a million more wishes...
If life makes your cheese moldy... |
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Sell it as blue cheese to someone who doesn't know better
If life gives you a flat soda |
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...dump it out and have iced tea instead.
If life rings your doorbell... |
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...don't answer
If life is a joke... |
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Only laugh if it's funny.
When life buys Boardwalk.... |
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buy Park Avenue
when life gives you sugar, spice and everything nice... |
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Match it with snakes and snails and puppy dog tails.
When life gives you clowns... |
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