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Don't set the alarm clock..
If life gives you a wedgie... |
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get help if you need to unwedge yaself.. if Life gives you distance between loved ones |
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...wash them underwear after you peel them out of there.
If life builds you a teepee... |
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I would love a teepee * Jump for joy and invite some friends over for a party if Life gives you no idea of what to do next |
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Figure it out.
If life pees in your pool... |
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...drain it, clean it, and refill it.
If life peels your banana... |
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...say thank you and eat it very, very slowly.
If life deals you aces and eights... |
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make daquiris
ilgy salt |
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Throw it. Or you're a dead man.
If life oversalts your French fries. |
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...return em to Wendys.
If life wants a response... |
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Shake it off --- Shake it off of life makes you very very careful |
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...jump in and take a chance.
If life befriends you... |
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Dust yourself off and make new friends....
If life leaves you lonely on Valentines Day...... |
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Meet me in Montana or Manitoba and I'll be your Valentine.
If life gives your team a loss.... |
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Suck it up and hope they win the next one.....
If life gives you a winning team..... |
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Cheer them on. (I have a winning team that just happened to lose tonight.)
If life trips you... |
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Get up and dust yourself iff..
If life gives you a time out |
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Take a moment to reassess the situation.
When life inspires a road trip.... |
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Fill the tank and go.....
If life keeps knocking you down...... |
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Keep getting up.
If life tells you that you can't survive your bad days... |
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