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Cherish every part of it
If life gives you a blanket |
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...cover up with one foot sticking out.
If life trips your trigger.. |
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...tell life you're trigger happy and start blasting everything around you
If life goes blah, blah, blah... |
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slap life so hard in the face it's teeth fall out !! if life makes you commitment shy |
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...enjoy your spontaneity.
If life gives you abs... |
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Abnormal Bowel Syndrome..?
...you thank life, for the ripples... If the news brings you down... |
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...check out some Obama speeches and have a laugh.
If life gives you hair in places you don't want it... |
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Wax the hair
If life makes you feel lazy |
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Have a siesta
If life gives you a sense of humour |
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spread it round for the benefit of everyone if life gives you hives |
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See a Doctor
If life give you a Shiela |
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be a good bloke and treat her beauty bonza .... if life gives you not enough sleep |
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have a lie in
If life gives you food for thought |
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have a real feast of thought if life makes you a bit of a softy (emotionally I mean ) |
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...ummm, don't know, never been soft...
If life gives you a nice wet one... |
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use it
If life gives you something hard |
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Overcome it..
If life gives you rain and rainbows... |
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....open your umbrella and look for the pot of gold.
If life pushes your buttons... |
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Push back.
If life gives you skates and a stick.... |
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Play hockey.....
If life doesn't go as planned...... |
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