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Hope they at least have a good goalie!
When life spikes your football... |
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...make sure Gronk is there to give you a high five
If life pisses on your parade... |
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...crawl under the floats to get away from the shower.
If life covers you in chocolate sauce... |
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...please invite me over.
If life is like a cherry... |
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Pop it.
When life cross checks you... |
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...crack it back with that big curved stick.
If life asks you for a ride... |
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Jump on and hold on
If life runs you over like a train |
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...make sure you're on the tracks.
If life buries your favorite toy... |
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...dig it up and reload with fresh batteries...
If life forces you to eat Brussels sprouts... |
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Get ready for something better
If life gives you nail polish |
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Make sure you look both ways
If lgy socks |
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...paint every nail you have.
If life reminds you to look first... |
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...look and then leap.
If life sells your stamp collection.. |
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...then hope igy has gloves on.
If life reminds you to check your mail... |
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Pay the bills.
If life orders pizza... |
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Make it a supreme.....
If life hands you an umbrella.... |
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Always protected from rain
If life is a song... |
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Dance and enjoy the melody.....
If life decided it was your time to go...... |
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...start looking for a new outfit for the funeral...
If life puts a dead body in your trunk.... |
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Know how to dispose of it!
If life ties your shoes together.... |
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