Topic: How do you keep a man happy?
MariahsFantasy's photo
Wed 09/24/14 04:36 PM
Just think of a T-Rex's brain.

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Wed 09/24/14 04:40 PM

Just think of a T-Rex's brain.


Heartless.

alookat101's photo
Wed 09/24/14 04:43 PM
Let him sleep an extra hour on his day off from work.

Candiapples's photo
Wed 09/24/14 04:47 PM

I have tried everything to keep a man happy. Doing all the housework, cooking for them, shopping for our food, and helping them with work, and of course in the bedroom. It seems that the more I do the more they want and when it's not enough they abuse. I have thought of course it must be the wrong guy so I have tried changing the guy for a different guy but it's always the same in the end. So what is the secret to keeping a man happy?

Don't become their mat. Its nice to do things for him but after while he loses respect for you.

MariahsFantasy's photo
Wed 09/24/14 04:48 PM


Just think of a T-Rex's brain.


Heartless.


Large dino peen makes up for it. bigsmile

willing2's photo
Wed 09/24/14 07:19 PM




leave him alone


<--- Making Men Happy Since March 18, 2011

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PTL and pass th peas.
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

keep popping up,


Aaahhhhhh. So, you have been peeking into the shower.smokin

PTL and hold the peas, please.rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 09/24/14 07:41 PM


Aaahhhhhh. So, you have been peeking into the shower



I believe I'd written "popping"...NOT "pooping".

Oh, and BTW...it's difficult for me to "leave you [men] alone", when you keep following me around to let me know how much you're enjoying that I'm leaving you [men] alone.



Jus' sayin'.

:angel:





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Wed 09/24/14 07:47 PM
ahhhh, Okay, I'll do it.:tongue:




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Wed 09/24/14 07:48 PM



I'm the one that posted...."leave him alone"

mrld_ii's photo
Wed 09/24/14 07:54 PM




I'm the one that posted...."leave him alone"


I'm aware of that. In my original post in this thread, I quoted you and stated that I'm doing MY part, and I AM leaving you [men] alone.


Willing2 came in to "Praise Allah" that I am leaving you men alone.


And, has continued to post AT me about his pleasure over the fact that I AM leaving you [men] alone.





It kinda falls under the category of "How can I ignore you, if you won't go away?",


yanno?


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Wed 09/24/14 08:06 PM
sorry, I was being serious with the answer.



note....no emoticons to express some feeling.

no1phD's photo
Wed 09/24/14 08:23 PM
..mmmm... I'm getting the popcorn bucket..... and a Dr Pepper...
.. someone grab some licorice..ok
. this should be good..:banana:

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Wed 09/24/14 08:29 PM
Sorry to disappoint (no1), but it won't be getting anymore attention from my part.

no1phD's photo
Wed 09/24/14 08:30 PM
Ohhh.. dang it.. I just made a fresh batch of popcorn..lol..hmm.. well you might as well help yourself.. to the popcorn.... I can't eat it all myself..lol..
.... yes but I understand.. sometimes we can let our emotions.. get the better of us... we all know what a great guy you are...drinker drinker :thumbsup:

no1phD's photo
Wed 09/24/14 08:33 PM
Mrld.ii... would you like some popcorn too.. I made a whole bucket..
.. just help yourself..oflowerforyou ok..drinker ...

willing2's photo
Wed 09/24/14 08:35 PM
Edited by willing2 on Wed 09/24/14 08:36 PM

sorry, I was being serious with the answer.



note....no emoticons to express some feeling.

It was a cool response.

Many men are celebrating being left alone by bitter man haters.smokin

willing2's photo
Wed 09/24/14 08:40 PM

Mrld.ii... would you like some popcorn too.. I made a whole bucket..
.. just help yourself..oflowerforyou ok..drinker ...

I'll have some with bitter old woman tear salt and butter flavored liposuckted lard.

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Wed 09/24/14 08:45 PM


Mrld.ii... would you like some popcorn too.. I made a whole bucket..
.. just help yourself..oflowerforyou ok..drinker ...

I'll have some with bitter old woman tear salt and butter flavored liposuckted lard.


I'm a bitter old woman too. bigsmile Something you have to say? Caramel stuck in your dentures?

no1phD's photo
Wed 09/24/14 08:48 PM
Ohhhh.. just great... now I have to make !!a whole new batch of popcorn..
Lmao.... you people crack me up..laugh rofl :wink:

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Wed 09/24/14 08:51 PM
yeah, with dentures, the shells don't get stuck inbetween your gums and toothlessness, huh?

I hear that makes the best bj. Then swallow.

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