Topic: How do you keep a man happy?
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Wed 09/24/14 08:53 PM
That's right. I do fight back too. I have sharp teeth. I keep them back for blow jobs.

willing2's photo
Wed 09/24/14 08:53 PM
Edited by willing2 on Wed 09/24/14 08:53 PM



Mrld.ii... would you like some popcorn too.. I made a whole bucket..
.. just help yourself..oflowerforyou ok..drinker ...

I'll have some with bitter old woman tear salt and butter flavored liposuckted lard.


I'm a bitter old woman too. bigsmile Something you have to say? Caramel stuck in your dentures?

Yer a hot little mamasita.drool

What dentures? What teefs?:wink: smokin

willing2's photo
Wed 09/24/14 09:10 PM

yeah, with dentures, the shells don't get stuck inbetween your gums and toothlessness, huh?

I hear that makes the best bj. Then swallow.

TENACIOUS D - Kickapoo

We're getting cultural tonight.

I watched that flick.
It was funnier than kickin my little bro in the gnads.

mrld_ii's photo
Thu 09/25/14 06:57 AM
Edited by mrld_ii on Thu 09/25/14 06:55 AM

sorry, I was being serious with the answer.



note....no emoticons to express some feeling.



As was I...but I'M NOT sorry about it.



Note: no emoticons to express some feeling, either.




Sorry to disappoint (no1), but it won't be getting anymore attention from my part.



"it"?!?



mrld_ii's photo
Thu 09/25/14 07:11 AM

Many men are celebrating being left alone by bitter man haters.smokin


?!?

I'm not bitter. I simply REply and REspond to others, in kind. If my REplies seem "bitter", one should consider the originating source for my ability TO REspond, in kind.


"Old"? Ahhhhh...there you may have me. But, if it's meant to be an insult, it didn't work. Because I've spent my life enjoying the world around me and happily residing within it, I'm proud of MY 54 years.


"Man hater"? Nahhhh. I love men; I just don't enjoy passive-aggressive people and/or misogynists.



But, just for sh**s and giggles, assuming for a minute that I AM a "man-hater", how - exactly - would that presented-as-fact statement have an effect on you?!?


what



Since the post to which I'm REplying has stood for close to 12 hours, now...I trust my REsponse to it, made in kind, will be equally A-OK as well.

:thumbsup:



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Thu 09/25/14 07:16 AM
Yes. That question puzzles me as well. So difficult to keep a man happy...

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Thu 09/25/14 07:20 AM
Hi! I'm new here...

willing2's photo
Thu 09/25/14 07:25 AM


Many men are celebrating being left alone by bitter man haters.smokin


?!?

I'm not bitter. I simply REply and REspond to others, in kind. If my REplies seem "bitter", one should consider the originating source for my ability TO REspond, in kind.


"Old"? Ahhhhh...there you may have me. But, if it's meant to be an insult, it didn't work. Because I've spent my life enjoying the world around me and happily residing within it, I'm proud of MY 54 years.


"Man hater"? Nahhhh. I love men; I just don't enjoy passive-aggressive people and/or misogynists.



But, just for sh**s and giggles, assuming for a minute that I AM a "man-hater", how - exactly - would that presented-as-fact statement have an effect on you?!?


what



Since the post to which I'm REplying has stood for close to 12 hours, now...I trust my REsponse to it, made in kind, will be equally A-OK as well.

:thumbsup:




My post was aimed at who?????

There are lots of passive-rage-filled, man haters who believe they are ready for relationships.

Sorry you felt like you related to my post to Mr Scoob.

(Mr Scoob. sorry, I was being serious with the answer.



note....no emoticons to express some feeling.)

(Me. It was a cool response.

Many men are celebrating being left alone by bitter man haters.smokin)


Good to read, your claim of not being a bitter, old hag.

Self-esteem is a good thang, no?

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Thu 09/25/14 07:36 AM


My post was aimed at who?????




This is AT LEAST the third time you've *followed* me into a thread, either quoted me directly OR referenced something I've posted, and while directly quoting me OR referencing something I've said,

made a presented-as-fact statement about "bitter old man-haters".



Guess you missed the part where I stated that I'm not fond of "passive-aggressive people", in addition to not enjoying misogynists, especially while on online *dating* sites.



Again, I ask, specifically of you: IF it was true that I - or any other woman, for that matter - was a "man-hater", how


exactly


does that affect YOU?




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Thu 09/25/14 07:48 AM
.. just ran up to the top of the thread..
. yep I was right.. how do you keep a man happy... well lets start with understanding... that we sometimes say and do stupid things....

... and sometimes women... can overreact just a teeny tiny bit...
... now would anybody like some popcorn... I brought some pop as well.... yes and I brought all different flavors... because not everybody likes... the same type of Pop... but that's okay to have differences right...?..... see what I'm trying to do with the pop....lol... you people crack me up...flowerforyou waving :angel:

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willing2's photo
Thu 09/25/14 07:53 AM

.. just ran up to the top of the thread..
. yep I was right.. how do you keep a man happy... well lets start with understanding... that we sometimes say and do stupid things....

... and sometimes women... can overreact just a teeny tiny bit...
... now would anybody like some popcorn... I brought some pop as well.... yes and I brought all different flavors... because not everybody likes... the same type of Pop... but that's okay to have differences right...?..... see what I'm trying to do with the pop....lol... you people crack me up...flowerforyou waving :angel:

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That pop come in tuna flavor?

The mans old lady went to out shopping.

When she got home, her man asked what she was spending his money on.

She said it was for his pleasure.

Says, she was in the drug store looking for douches. She came across a line of flavored varieties. Says, there was cherry, strawberry, vanilla, just all kinds.

He asked her what flavor she bought.

She say,"Tuna."

no1phD's photo
Thu 09/25/14 08:08 AM
Ohhhh..^^. you really!! are not helping ... are you...lmao....
...:wink: ...... just have some popcorn..lol..

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Thu 09/25/14 08:13 AM
Sometimes, to keep men happy, you just nod and agree with them.


willing2's photo
Thu 09/25/14 08:13 AM

Ohhhh..^^. you really!! are not helping ... are you...lmao....
...:wink: ...... just have some popcorn..lol..

Well, I was just pokin a little fun at her.
She took it serious and got pregnant.

TBRich's photo
Thu 09/25/14 08:28 AM

I have tried everything to keep a man happy. Doing all the housework, cooking for them, shopping for our food, and helping them with work, and of course in the bedroom. It seems that the more I do the more they want and when it's not enough they abuse. I have thought of course it must be the wrong guy so I have tried changing the guy for a different guy but it's always the same in the end. So what is the secret to keeping a man happy?


Less is more; one only chases that which recedes; get a backbone and use it- or some such nonsense; do you want them taking you for granted or fearful of losing you?


valtheponytail35's photo
Thu 09/25/14 11:53 AM
I still don't get it, which men are we talking about?
Our background influences our behaviour quite a lot.

Are we talking about muslim men?


or perhaps some sort of secular turks or middle east guys?


or perhaps normal western world men?



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Thu 09/25/14 12:42 PM
Have only read a few of the first posts and the last page so forgive if this has been suggested already....Do you have a male friend to talk to about this...someone who knows you and your situations well enough to maybe advise in a way that you will find constructive?

cocobean67's photo
Thu 09/25/14 09:37 PM
Sweetie, I just read something tonight on how to keep a man attracted to you for a very long time. I've learned that they have this code word "cool girl" that they supposedly use which has so many different meanings behind it. I was pretty interesting not to mention, the more I read, the more I had to agree on all the reason's why they leave good women like ourselves. I will get the website & give it to you or at least the 5 things he has listed on "Do's & Dont's"

vanaheim's photo
Fri 09/26/14 02:52 AM
all I'm saying is if you put some rubber band around the base of my privates and stick your fingers where the sun don't shine you're getting slapped and I'm gonna go out and get drunk and try to make sense of it all because some of you just don't, don't make any sense.

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Fri 09/26/14 04:40 AM
Wanna keep a man happy? Be mentally stable and stop the drama!