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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call????????????????????????????? 
No, you will not look on corners. You will go to a "Stud Ranch". Im not sure of their price range, but im guessing it would be more than $20.00. What could you get for $40.00? A little less than a half sixteenth  we're talkin bout guys huh?
Old habits die hard! Ive never been there, but I would HIGHLY recommend, that you check their package first, and make sure your getting your $40.00 worth. Have fun! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................ I went to one of them stud ranches once and gave them $20 and they gave me THIS!!!!! Sweetie, that was a SPUD ranch. So close and yet so very far off. DOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!  That explains sooooooooo many things including why I'D have to pay THEM. I thought they were meaning that the chicks there were just really ugly when they asked me "Paper or plastic". Now that I think of it, it might also explain why they called me a sick basnastard and called the ASPCA when I told them what I wanted to do with the chicks there.....
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call?????????????????????????????
No, you will not look on corners. You will go to a "Stud Ranch". Im not sure of their price range, but im guessing it would be more than $20.00. What could you get for $40.00? A little less than a half sixteenth we're talkin bout guys huh?
Old habits die hard! Ive never been there, but I would HIGHLY recommend, that you check their package first, and make sure your getting your $40.00 worth. Have fun! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................ I went to one of them stud ranches once and gave them $20 and they gave me THIS!!!!! Sweetie, that was a SPUD ranch. So close and yet so very far off. DOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! That explains sooooooooo many things including why I'D have to pay THEM. I thought they were meaning that the chicks there were just really ugly when they asked me "Paper or plastic". Now that I think of it, it might also explain why they called me a sick basnastard and called the ASPCA when I told them what I wanted to do with the chicks there.....
Just curious...did ya get some breast and leg while ya were there? |
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call?????????????????????????????
No, you will not look on corners. You will go to a "Stud Ranch". Im not sure of their price range, but im guessing it would be more than $20.00. What could you get for $40.00? A little less than a half sixteenth we're talkin bout guys huh?
Old habits die hard! Ive never been there, but I would HIGHLY recommend, that you check their package first, and make sure your getting your $40.00 worth. Have fun! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................ I went to one of them stud ranches once and gave them $20 and they gave me THIS!!!!! Sweetie, that was a SPUD ranch. So close and yet so very far off. DOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! That explains sooooooooo many things including why I'D have to pay THEM. I thought they were meaning that the chicks there were just really ugly when they asked me "Paper or plastic". Now that I think of it, it might also explain why they called me a sick basnastard and called the ASPCA when I told them what I wanted to do with the chicks there.....
Just curious...did ya get some breast and leg while ya were there? Nope. Just an armful of taters and a boot up the azz. |
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dear luvlessdoc, do you have a crystal ball???????? He said, "luvlessdoc", 
Ok, now about your question. I dont normally use "smileys" here, because this IS a radio show. Butt............  I JUST EXPLAINED TO THAT OTHER IDIOT, THAT I DONT HAVE A FRIGGEN CRYSTAL BALL!!!
YOU REALLY ARE DEAF, ARENT YOU? OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHIT, THATS RIGHT, TURTLES CANT HEAR!! So i'll ATTEMPT to show you this, with pictures!!!! Of course, YOU wont be able to see them, BUT I WILL!!!!! I am going to pretend, that your balls, are made of crystal, and bust them now........  A CRYSTAL BALL.
YA GOT THAT? HOW ABOUT THIS? I DONT HAVE A USELESS CRYSTAL BALL!!! 
THEY SUCK!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! THEY SUCK!! 
THEY ARE  
CACA, DODO, PIECES OF CRAP, PATOOOOOOOOEY, SNOT, GARBAGE, BULLCHIT, AND A TOTAL WASTE OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY, ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM HELL, DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY............................. AND TAKING YOUR CALLS, ONLINE, LIVE,(oops sorry)now............. 
cos I nO where you can get one real cheap 
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Ring..., Ring..., Hello Dr. Luv I thougth this was a call in show to get get answer's from U not a gossip program about chickens and sbuds ..., hello Dr. Luv are you there ?
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call?????????????????????????????
No, you will not look on corners. You will go to a "Stud Ranch". Im not sure of their price range, but im guessing it would be more than $20.00. What could you get for $40.00? A little less than a half sixteenth we're talkin bout guys huh?
Old habits die hard! Ive never been there, but I would HIGHLY recommend, that you check their package first, and make sure your getting your $40.00 worth. Have fun! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................ I went to one of them stud ranches once and gave them $20 and they gave me THIS!!!!! Well I might still be horny when I leave, but I won't be hungry....
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dear luvlessdoc, do you have a crystal ball???????? He said, "luvlessdoc",
Ok, now about your question. I dont normally use "smileys" here, because this IS a radio show. Butt............ I JUST EXPLAINED TO THAT OTHER IDIOT, THAT I DONT HAVE A FRIGGEN CRYSTAL BALL!!!
YOU REALLY ARE DEAF, ARENT YOU? OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHIT, THATS RIGHT, TURTLES CANT HEAR!! So i'll ATTEMPT to show you this, with pictures!!!! Of course, YOU wont be able to see them, BUT I WILL!!!!! I am going to pretend, that your balls, are made of crystal, and bust them now........ A CRYSTAL BALL.
YA GOT THAT? HOW ABOUT THIS? I DONT HAVE A USELESS CRYSTAL BALL!!!
THEY SUCK!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! THEY SUCK!!
THEY ARE
CACA, DODO, PIECES OF CRAP, PATOOOOOOOOEY, SNOT, GARBAGE, BULLCHIT, AND A TOTAL WASTE OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY, ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM HELL, DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY............................. AND TAKING YOUR CALLS, ONLINE, LIVE,(oops sorry)now.............
cos I nO where you can get one real cheap
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And im taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..........................
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i have a hard time making friends what could it be?
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i have a hard time making friends what could it be? I think you're just too damn good lookin for most people to handle Irish.... 
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i have a hard time making friends what could it be? I think you're just too damn good lookin for most people to handle Irish....
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i have a hard time making friends what could it be? Have you tried offering people money, to be your friend???? I bet, that would work, really well!! Give it a try, and good luck! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.......................... |
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i have a hard time making friends what could it be? Have you tried offering people money, to be your friend???? I bet, that would work, really well!! Give it a try, and good luck!hm i usally try the smooth drunk guy approach And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.......................... |
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Johnny's out of money this month but I can loan him a few bucks.
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dear luvlessdoc, do you have a crystal ball???????? He said, "luvlessdoc",
Ok, now about your question. I dont normally use "smileys" here, because this IS a radio show. Butt............ I JUST EXPLAINED TO THAT OTHER IDIOT, THAT I DONT HAVE A FRIGGEN CRYSTAL BALL!!!
YOU REALLY ARE DEAF, ARENT YOU? OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHIT, THATS RIGHT, TURTLES CANT HEAR!! So i'll ATTEMPT to show you this, with pictures!!!! Of course, YOU wont be able to see them, BUT I WILL!!!!! I am going to pretend, that your balls, are made of crystal, and bust them now........ A CRYSTAL BALL.
YA GOT THAT? HOW ABOUT THIS? I DONT HAVE A USELESS CRYSTAL BALL!!!
THEY SUCK!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! THEY SUCK!!
THEY ARE
CACA, DODO, PIECES OF CRAP, PATOOOOOOOOEY, SNOT, GARBAGE, BULLCHIT, AND A TOTAL WASTE OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY, ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM HELL, DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY............................. AND TAKING YOUR CALLS, ONLINE, LIVE,(oops sorry)now.............
cos I nO where you can get one real cheap
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the other 3 voices in my head argue alot lately how do i handle that?
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Dr Luv,
Are you a psychologist or luv machine? The voices in Irish's head are confusing me. |
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Dr Luv, Are you a psychologist or luv machine? The voices in Irish's head are confusing me. |
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dear luvlessdoc, do you have a crystal ball???????? He said, "luvlessdoc",
Ok, now about your question. I dont normally use "smileys" here, because this IS a radio show. Butt............ I JUST EXPLAINED TO THAT OTHER IDIOT, THAT I DONT HAVE A FRIGGEN CRYSTAL BALL!!!
YOU REALLY ARE DEAF, ARENT YOU? OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHIT, THATS RIGHT, TURTLES CANT HEAR!! So i'll ATTEMPT to show you this, with pictures!!!! Of course, YOU wont be able to see them, BUT I WILL!!!!! I am going to pretend, that your balls, are made of crystal, and bust them now........ A CRYSTAL BALL.
YA GOT THAT? HOW ABOUT THIS? I DONT HAVE A USELESS CRYSTAL BALL!!!
THEY SUCK!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! THEY SUCK!!
THEY ARE
CACA, DODO, PIECES OF CRAP, PATOOOOOOOOEY, SNOT, GARBAGE, BULLCHIT, AND A TOTAL WASTE OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY, ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM HELL, DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY............................. AND TAKING YOUR CALLS, ONLINE, LIVE,(oops sorry)now.............
cos I nO where you can get one real cheap
YOU KNOW WHAT! DONT TRY TO ACT COY WITH ME! *said in a mocking voice* "Does that mean you dont want to buy one? Cause I know where you can get one, real cheap". YOU KNOW DAMN WELL, I DONT USE CRYSTAL BALLS, SO WHY WOULD I WANT TO BUY ONE?? Sheeeeeeeeeesh! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... |
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dear luvlessdoc, do you have a crystal ball???????? He said, "luvlessdoc",
Ok, now about your question. I dont normally use "smileys" here, because this IS a radio show. Butt............ I JUST EXPLAINED TO THAT OTHER IDIOT, THAT I DONT HAVE A FRIGGEN CRYSTAL BALL!!!
YOU REALLY ARE DEAF, ARENT YOU? OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHIT, THATS RIGHT, TURTLES CANT HEAR!! So i'll ATTEMPT to show you this, with pictures!!!! Of course, YOU wont be able to see them, BUT I WILL!!!!! I am going to pretend, that your balls, are made of crystal, and bust them now........ A CRYSTAL BALL.
YA GOT THAT? HOW ABOUT THIS? I DONT HAVE A USELESS CRYSTAL BALL!!!
THEY SUCK!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! THEY SUCK!!
THEY ARE
CACA, DODO, PIECES OF CRAP, PATOOOOOOOOEY, SNOT, GARBAGE, BULLCHIT, AND A TOTAL WASTE OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY, ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM HELL, DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY............................. AND TAKING YOUR CALLS, ONLINE, LIVE,(oops sorry)now.............
cos I nO where you can get one real cheap
YOU KNOW WHAT! DONT TRY TO ACT COY WITH ME! *said in a mocking voice* "Does that mean you dont want to buy one? Cause I know where you can get one, real cheap". YOU KNOW DAMN WELL, I DONT USE CRYSTAL BALLS, SO WHY WOULD I WANT TO BUY ONE?? Sheeeeeeeeeesh! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... |
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