If you make Uj a pie, or some cake,

he'll do anything.

Just sayin.

oh...

I hear that!

Did somebody say..........cake??????

CAKES hmmmmm.. My mom made a strawberry cake yesterday. Was it delicious? Offcourse it was. But i only got one piece cuz i came late.

Now UJ might be thinkin what if he was in place of me lol

If I was in your place I woulda been there before it was out of the oven.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Aaron, Ash, and Strawberry Cake! *sigh*

sorry,

I was daydreaming again.
















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Well Dr. Luv since I have the next two days off from work I just thougth what the heck why not give that new Dr. Luv a call because I heard that your good at what you do but I guess I heard wrong once again. Since where on the line now Dr. Luv.., is there a good sandwich shop close by ?

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Now THAT,

I can tell you!!

OMG, OMG, OMG, "Subway", makes the best damn sandwich, that you have ever had, I always get the B.M.T. Sandwich, and then you can custom make it, ya know, and so I get them to put parm cheese on it, and it usually doesnt come on it, but its an Italian sandwich, its got like Salami, and some other Italian meats, and ham, no wait, is there ham on that one, im not sure, but I THINK it does have ham on it, and when they ask what kind of cheese, DEFINITELY get the provolone, because its Italian, and its an Italian sandwich, are you following me here, ok, and also it is really important that you get it on the "Herb, and.......Herb and....damnit I cant remember the name, but its the only bread they have with the name "Herb" in is so it shouldnt be that hard to figure out, once you get there, and look at the bread selection, which BTW is awesome, I mean you name it, they got it...OH, OH, OH, its "Herb and Cheese", thats the one I could not remember, and im really not sure why, like OMG, I am practically a freaken mouse, I love cheese soo much, but since ive been dieting, I dont get to eat cheese anymore, cause its too fattening, hmmmmmmmm, I wonder if they have low calorie cheese, I just thought of that, OMG, all this time I could have probably been eating cheese on my diet, if they have low caloried cheese, but then, you know me, im like a mousy mousy mouse mouse, and I would probably eat too much of the low calorie cheese, and then I could of had the real cheese, and not have to eat the fake cheese, I really wonder what fake cheese taste like, have you ever had fake cheese, of course you havent, I mean, who would eat fake cheese, except maybe for me, and if it didnt taste like cardboard, cause im tellin you, some of the diet food out there, taste like cardboard, not that I know what cardboard tastes like, cause ive never eaten any cardboard, but I did eat some paste, in art class, when I was really little, and OMG you would not believe, hey where did Alookat go, oh well, anywho, so what was I talkin about, ham, no, ummmmmmmmmm, Italian cheese, mice, cardboard, oh yeah, the paste, omg let me tell you, you would not believe...................................................................................................................................

Well Dr. Luv since your still on the line with me I guess there's not to many calls coming in this morning for your advice.., anyway I don't eat pork plus I need something close to a Philly Cheese Steak with orange cheese hot peppers pickles mayo muster keptup fried onions and subway do not make Steaks. Is there any help that you can offer me because so far your batting ( 0 and 3 } dame it. Opps sorry about that Dr. Luv.

I NEED THIS. IT WILL FIT IN WELL WITH MY RUBBER DUCKY UNDERWATER VIBRATOR.