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Dr Dr Luv, You gonna hire a switchboard operator? Your calls come in way faster than you can answer them. From, A caring fan Can you not hear??? I AM "THE ANSWER GODDESS, AND NO ONE KNOWS MORE THAN ME", therefore, my callers, will patiently wait, for my reply. NO MATTER HOW DAMN LONG I TAKE And taking YOUR CARING calls LIVE and ONLINE NOW................... |
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I love my job!
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Dear Dr Luv,
I now fully grasp why you are the undisputed Queen B! I love your show. OK, my question, oh GREAT one, why are men so fickle about expressing their feelings? Genetic disorder? Your #1 Fan, Doc |
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*Im sorry,
but the doc is "out to lunch" at this time, your call will be answered, momentarily, or not. Thank you!* |
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Dear Doc.... I'm havin a small Identity crisis..... Do you vaguely remember a guy.....say ...ohhhh a couple years back...from the old Just Say Hi days.....called himself.... Ghostrider2U???? LOL.... Nice to see ya again!! 
DO I LOOK THAT OLD?!?! 
I was not here in the "Just Say Hi" era. I am, but yet, a spring chicken, STILL waiting to be fuc  I mean plucked, by someone on the other side of the country.
Im fresh, like a "spring daisy on a country lane". I do believe, you have me confused, with another person. And I would find it impossible, to believe, there is ANYONE out there even remotely close to me, except Ujgearhead!! Or, you've seem me, on another dating site. This IS highly possibly, since I am on 6 dating websites! Yes, I said, "6". Although, "Ghostrider" does sound familiar, but,seeing as I ride Harleys, thats a VERY POPULAR biker name. PLEASE, dont get hurt, if I dont remember you, exactly. I dont even know, what the date is today..... including the year. and taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. LMAO............Ok ....let me clarify..... I was here in the JSH days and was still here after the merger. I remember You just because we cut up alot in posts. Boone might remember me....I was a friend of Noden's. |
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Dr. Luv,
I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend |
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Dear Doc.... I'm havin a small Identity crisis..... Do you vaguely remember a guy.....say ...ohhhh a couple years back...from the old Just Say Hi days.....called himself.... Ghostrider2U???? LOL.... Nice to see ya again!!
DO I LOOK THAT OLD?!?!
I was not here in the "Just Say Hi" era. I am, but yet, a spring chicken, STILL waiting to be fuc I mean plucked, by someone on the other side of the country.
Im fresh, like a "spring daisy on a country lane". I do believe, you have me confused, with another person. And I would find it impossible, to believe, there is ANYONE out there even remotely close to me, except Ujgearhead!! Or, you've seem me, on another dating site. This IS highly possibly, since I am on 6 dating websites! Yes, I said, "6". Although, "Ghostrider" does sound familiar, but,seeing as I ride Harleys, thats a VERY POPULAR biker name. PLEASE, dont get hurt, if I dont remember you, exactly. I dont even know, what the date is today..... including the year. and taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. LMAO............Ok ....let me clarify..... I was here in the JSH days and was still here after the merger. I remember You just because we cut up alot in posts. Boone might remember me....I was a friend of Noden's. It could not have possibly been me. You say you "cut up" with this person, and I dont joke around at all! I am extremely serious, at all times. I have no sense of humor, and find really nothing, to be funny at all. I cant even tell the "why did the chicken cross the road joke", I mess it up everytime with such replies as, "Because it was safety pinned to the punk rocker". So, im definitely NOT who your thinking of. Trust me, I can barely laugh. ONLINE and taking YOUR calls LIVE................................. |
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... |
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Edited by
machug
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Wed 01/04/12 04:56 PM
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... Sorry Dr Luvs, a word please... (pssst, you are telling him to commit welfare fraud!! And Food Stamps are on a card now. ) |
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call????????????????????????????? 
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... Sorry Dr Luvs, a word please... (pssst, you are telling him to commit welfare fraud!! And Food Stamps are on a card now. ) |
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call?????????????????????????????
No, you will not look on corners. You will go to a "Stud Ranch". Im not sure of their price range, but im guessing it would be more than $20.00. What could you get for $40.00? A little less than a half sixteenth we're talkin bout guys huh?
Old habits die hard! Ive never been there, but I would HIGHLY recommend, that you check their package first, and make sure your getting your $40.00 worth. Have fun! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................ |
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... Sorry Dr Luvs, a word please... (pssst, you are telling him to commit welfare fraud!! And Food Stamps are on a card now. ) nooooo, I work there...remember? I don't want you to get in trouble. SHEESH! |
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... Sorry Dr Luvs, a word please... (pssst, you are telling him to commit welfare fraud!! And Food Stamps are on a card now. ) nooooo, I work there...remember? I don't want you to get in trouble. SHEESH!
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... In 30 seconds?!?! 
Hmmm......$20 in 30 seconds.....Let's see..... there's.......365 seconds in an hour....Oh wait, that's in a month...... Ok.......12 minutes in a month.....No, that don't sound right.......12 eggs in a bag.......Errrmmmmm.......No......10 days in a week....... So, that means there's 454 seconds in an afternoon...... minus smoke breaks, leaves 95 seconds..... Ummmm....that don't sound right either...... 300 minutes in an hour and 100 seconds in a minute....YEAH! I think I got it now! 314,159,265 seconds in an hour......divided by 30 makes 1259 $20 bills in an hour.....WOW! They make like a buck 2.95 an hour! DAAAYYYUUUUMMMMM.......I gotta change jobs......... |
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... In 30 seconds?!?!
Hmmm......$20 in 30 seconds.....Let's see..... there's.......365 seconds in an hour....Oh wait, that's in a month...... Ok.......12 minutes in a month.....No, that don't sound right.......12 eggs in a bag.......Errrmmmmm.......No......10 days in a week....... So, that means there's 454 seconds in an afternoon...... minus smoke breaks, leaves 95 seconds..... Ummmm....that don't sound right either...... 300 minutes in an hour and 100 seconds in a minute....YEAH! I think I got it now! 314,159,265 seconds in an hour......divided by 30 makes 1259 $20 bills in an hour.....WOW! They make like a buck 2.95 an hour! DAAAYYYUUUUMMMMM.......I gotta change jobs.........
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call?????????????????????????????
No, you will not look on corners. You will go to a "Stud Ranch". Im not sure of their price range, but im guessing it would be more than $20.00. What could you get for $40.00? A little less than a half sixteenth we're talkin bout guys huh?
Old habits die hard! Ive never been there, but I would HIGHLY recommend, that you check their package first, and make sure your getting your $40.00 worth. Have fun! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................ I went to one of them stud ranches once and gave them $20 and they gave me THIS!!!!! |
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call?????????????????????????????
No, you will not look on corners. You will go to a "Stud Ranch". Im not sure of their price range, but im guessing it would be more than $20.00. What could you get for $40.00? A little less than a half sixteenth we're talkin bout guys huh?
Old habits die hard! Ive never been there, but I would HIGHLY recommend, that you check their package first, and make sure your getting your $40.00 worth. Have fun! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................ I went to one of them stud ranches once and gave them $20 and they gave me THIS!!!!! Well I might still be horny when I leave, but I won't be hungry.... 
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call?????????????????????????????
No, you will not look on corners. You will go to a "Stud Ranch". Im not sure of their price range, but im guessing it would be more than $20.00. What could you get for $40.00? A little less than a half sixteenth we're talkin bout guys huh?
Old habits die hard! Ive never been there, but I would HIGHLY recommend, that you check their package first, and make sure your getting your $40.00 worth. Have fun! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................ I went to one of them stud ranches once and gave them $20 and they gave me THIS!!!!! Sweetie, that was a SPUD ranch. So close and yet so very far off. |
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