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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! | |
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I know we dont always wanna talk about it, 
but it is very embarrassing. 
It doesnt make you feel sexy, 
and you just cant get it, to go away! 
Of course we're talking about.......... Feminine odor. 
WELL YOU DONT HAVE TO SUFFER ANYMORE!!! CAUSE NOW THEIRS NEW "SpongeBob Coochy Sponge". 
Photobucket gave me a bogus picture. 
I NEED THIS. IT WILL FIT IN WELL WITH MY RUBBER DUCKY UNDERWATER VIBRATOR. 
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Well Dr. Luv since your still on the line with me I guess there's not to many calls coming in this morning for your advice.., anyway I don't eat pork plus I need something close to a Philly Cheese Steak with orange cheese hot peppers pickles mayo muster keptup fried onions and subway do not make Steaks. Is there any help that you can offer me because so far your batting ( 0 and 3 } dame it. Opps sorry about that Dr. Luv. I no longer eat red meat..... SO FIND YOUR OWN DAMN STEAK SANDWICH!! YOU DONT EAT PORK, BUT YOU'LL EAT STEAK?? DONT YOU KNOW THAT THE PIG IS THE CLEANEST ANIMAL IN THE BARNYARD?? ITS TRUE!!! IF GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SO, THEY WILL BATHE THEMSELVES DAILY, AND THEY ARE THE ONLY BARNYARD ANIMAL THAT DOESNT GO DO DO, WHERE IT EATS, IF GIVEN ENOUGH SPACE TO DO THAT!!! YOU CANT BE JEWISH, ARENT YOU AFRICAN AMERICAN?? CAN JEWISH PEOPLE BE THAT DARK??? NOW "THATS" A GOOD QUESTION *Dr Luv yelling* HEY NO MORE CALLS FROM THAT "ALOOKAT" GUY. HES REALLY MAKING ME LOOK BAD HERE!! SHEESH! And taking YOUR, well MOST OF YOUR, calls LIVE....................... |
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Ring.., Ring.., Ring..., Ring..., Ring.., O-well I guess I'll call Dr. Luv's call in show later maybe she went out to lunch or something.
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Ring.., Ring.., Ring..., Ring..., Ring.., O-well I guess I'll call Dr. Luv's call in show later maybe she went out to lunch or something.
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I don't really care about dating companionship nor am I interested in anything more than being a mother.......I find it completely unfair to inflict another human being upon my children.....nor do I want any pissing contests in between my son and any potentials.......I think that hadnles that doctor luv
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I don't really care about dating companionship nor am I interested in anything more than being a mother.......I find it completely unfair to inflict another human being upon my children.....nor do I want any pissing contests in between my son and any potentials.......I think that hadnles that doctor luv  I am so confused?????
What ARE you talking about?? |
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i love jerkin off is that normal?
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ONLINE LIVE with Johnny......thanks for your call.................
Lets put it to a vote! How many people DONT like to jerk off? Raise your hands. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9......ummmmmmmm, ok, 9. How many people DO like to jerk off? 4,165, 4,156, 4,157, 4,158, 4,159, 4,150.....ok, 4,150. Ummmmmm, yes, it appears to be normal. If not "normal" its at the very least "popular!". And taking YOU calls NOW........................................... |
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ONLINE LIVE with Johnny......thanks for your call................. Lets put it to a vote! How many people DONT like to jerk off? Raise your hands. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9......ummmmmmmm, ok, 9. How many people DO like to jerk off? 4,165, 4,156, 4,157, 4,158, 4,159, 4,150.....ok, 4,150. Ummmmmm, yes, it appears to be normal. If not "normal" its at the very least "popular!". And taking YOU calls NOW........................................... 
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I don't really care about dating companionship nor am I interested in anything more than being a mother.......I find it completely unfair to inflict another human being upon my children.....nor do I want any pissing contests in between my son and any potentials.......I think that hadnles that doctor luv I am so confused?????
What ARE you talking about?? Dont mind me just expalining why I dont participate sometimes......besides I am a little sensitive right now |
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I know we dont always wanna talk about it,
but it is very embarrassing.
It doesnt make you feel sexy,
and you just cant get it, to go away!
You resemble a dumpster at, "Long John Silvers", or low tide at "Venice Beach".
Of course we're talking about.......... Feminine odor.
WELL YOU DONT HAVE TO SUFFER ANYMORE!!!
CAUSE NOW THEIRS NEW....."SpongeBob Coochy Sponge".
This sponge was made especially, to tackle those embarrassing odors, while at the same time, letting you play with "SpongeBob". 
Imagine the fun you will have using it on you children?? 
SO EASY, even a MAN can do it!
"Look honey, "SpongeBob Coochy Sponge", is making you all fresh, down there".
1)SOAKS UP THAT EMBARRASSING SCENT!! 
2)MAKES YOU FEEL FRESH, AS "A SPRING DAISY, ON A COUNTRY LANE!!". 
3)LEAVES YOU FEELING LIKE BOBING AGAIN.... AND OTHER THINGS! 
Our slogan is..."SO GET YOUR BOB ON TODAY, AND MAKE THAT SMELL, GO AWAY". Dont believe us!! Heres a longtime user of the "SpongeBob Coochie Sponge", to share her story..... 
I......Co, co, co could....ne.......ver get r, r, rid of my un.........ple, plea, plea, plea, plea..... 
*The cue card man* UNPLEASANT, GEEEEEEEEZ, THIS IS NOT THAT HARD OF A WORD!!! 
un plea, plea, plea, pleasant smell. Then........I, I, I, used the "Bobbing Sponge",
*The director* ITS "THE SPONGEBOB COOCHIE SPONGE" YOU IDIOT!!! 
Sorry.....the "Spongebob Coochie Sponge",
I now I dont smell like tuna???
*The Director* TUNA???
WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU GET TUNA! 
NOOOOOO! THE LINE IS... "NOW I FEEL FRESH LIKE A SPRING DAISY ON A COUNTRY LANE, DAMNIT!!!!!" O, o, ok....now I smell like a, a, a, flower on a road.
*The Director* YOUR FIRED!
GETTTTTTTTTTTT OUTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
GET ME ANOTHER COOCHIE CHICK TO DO THIS COMMERCIAL NOW!!!!
JUST ROLL THE REST OF THE COMMERCIAL!
Use your credit card, and call now...1-800-COO-CHIE, and get your new" SpongeBob Coochie Sponge" today, AT THE AMAZINGLY LOW PRICE OF $9.95! THATS 1-800-COO-CHIE!! or send $9.95 to... Coochie Cleaner 6969 Tuna Lane, Fishburn, Kentucky, 69696 *orders only available while supply lasts* *NO RETURNS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE!  or refunds*
*offer not available in "Bum Phuck Egypt". CALL NOW, AND CLEAN THAT COOCHIE!
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Ring.., Ring ..., Ring .... Ring ..., Hello is anybody there...,Ring ..., Ring Ummmmmmmmmm ..
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the 4 voices in my head keep fighting and make too much noise whats the advice?
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the 4 voices in my head keep fighting and make too much noise whats the advice? Get a good set of headphones and blast Michael Bolton. They'll all shut up once their ears start bleeding. |
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I am a little sensitive right now. I hear that! 
At least this time I nipped it in the bud. 
Thank you, Jesus. 
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dear luvlessdoc,
do you have a crystal ball???????? |
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Dear Doc....
I'm havin a small Identity crisis..... Do you vaguely remember a guy.....say ...ohhhh a couple years back...from the old Just Say Hi days.....called himself.... Ghostrider2U???? LOL.... Nice to see ya again!! 
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Dear Luvey Dovey
I don't think I need that life jacket today. |
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Dear Luvtorockenrollerby;
The mailman delivered my girlfriends "Sponge Bob coochy sponge" this morning. But it's stuck in her mailbox and she can't get it out. She is becoming frantic because she is also expecting a rather large package to be delivered this weekend. What should I do. |
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