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Good Morning Dr. Luv.., after pondering your answer of that small issue I address to you the other day about being a "Bug" in anothers life.., I've reach this conclusion and acceptance that your right on target with the answer you presented. Now Dr.Luv I can move on with my life and maybe join one of those on-line dating sites. What do you think about that Doctor ? Is there a On-line dating site that you can recommend to me? Of course I was "right on target, with the answer, I presented". Im Dearluv2roknrollby, "THE ANSWER GODDESS, AND NO ONE KNOWS MORE THAN ME". 
About your question. I know of a PERFECT dating site, just suited perfectly for you. It is called, "Gay Bear Dating". It used to be advertised, on "Mingle2", and has become so popular, they no longer have to advertise it. It is for "gay hairy men", like yourself, who are attracted, to "gay hairy men". I bet you'll hook up there, in no time! Good luck! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE...........................
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Dear Doctorluvtorockanrollerby; My girlfriend called 1 800 hotdude, and a big sweaty fat dude showed up at her house to "fix her plumbing". He is now lying on her couch in his underwear drinking beer, watching football, farting, and scratching himself. She now wants me to pry him out of there. What should I do??? There must have been some sort of a mix up! 1-800-HOT-DUDE is one of the sponsors on my show, and they are a service, who discovers "males" for "Careers in Modeling". I hate to break this to you, but it sounds like infidelity to me. I believe the man on her couch, was an old flame of your girlfriends, and he was actually invited over for a "dash down memory lane" by your girlfriend. Since it was only for the "GREAT SEX", that only "sweaty, fat, dudes, laying on the couch, in their underwear, drinking beer, watching football, farting, and scratching themselves", can give, you would not have been able to prevent this encounter from happening. Your girlfriend assumed, since it was just a "sexual" thing, they would  for a couple of hours,
and then he would leave, but he hasent. And now she is afraid of making him feel used, if SHE asks him to leave, hence, why she wants you to do it! I say let the get rid of him herself.
And considering, that you can not possibly, measure up to that kind of hot sex, that, that kind of a sexy man, can perform, I would look for a new girlfriend. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................ |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 01/09/12 01:27 PM
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Dear Luv.... I got the "wanties" really bad for my woman. I am gonna soon be getting another ticket to fly to her again but, in the mean time... Dry humping the pillows ain't satisfying me like it used to. Doing my hand just kinda makes me feel gay. The dogs ain't falling for the "Peanut butter" trick anymore.
I could use help for suggestions to help me placate my carnal cravings but still remain loyal to my wench. (I can't drag myself around the carpet naked like my chihuahua used to do ...we got stickers, grass burrs and scorpions) Thanks love.... :) First: 
Ok, now your question. Have you tried "inflatable" devices? There are dolls, cows, sheep, and a variety of other "inflatable" devices, that you can use to "shoot the moon". Here we see a man enjoying a blow up pig. 
Doesnt he look like, hes having fun!?!?!? And you can see in the background, he enjoys, a variety of inflatable barnyard animals! And this gentleman, is using a blow up sheep,(not pictured here) and just look, at the look, on his face!!!! 
Judging by these, VERY satisfied, and happy users, I would say definitely , you should vist your nearest XXX store, and purchase an inflatable pal soon. Happy "Shooting the Moon". And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE NOW...................... |
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Dr.Luv, I am thinking "S-e-X." What are you thinking? Just remember, it's normal for a man to think of such things. But I'm not normal, I'm unique. So when I think of it must mean something, right? Im thinkin, who taught you to write? Im assuming, your trying to write the word, "sex", but it is not written that way. Whats with the dashes, inbetween the letters? Thats entirely incorrect. I think, you should be thinking about, learning how to correctly, write words, at this advanced stage in your life, before you start thinking, about anything else. May I recommend "Hooked on Phonics?". And taking YOUR calls lIVE and ONLINE...................... |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 01/09/12 01:41 PM
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*said in a mocking voice* "Does that mean you dont want to buy one? Cause I know where you can get one, real cheap". YOU KNOW DAMN WELL, I DONT USE CRYSTAL BALLS, SO WHY WOULD I WANT TO BUY ONE?? Sheeeeeeeeeesh! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... sO....is that your final answer 
Listen carefully, Turtle. My "maiden" name is "Bordon". My middle name is Lizzee. Ring a bell? If you ask me this question, one more time, I will be coming to your house, and demonstrating to you, the TRUE STORY about how, "Lizzee Bordon, took an axe, and gave her father 40 whacks, And when she saw, what she had done, she gave her mother 41". And taking YOUR calls LIVE NOW.................................... |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 01/09/12 01:45 PM
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Jerry, where the hell have you been? 
Yupe Dr.Luv manO is sick we need your help!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU? A FRIGGEN MIRACLE WORKER?? YEAH... JERRY, TURTLE, WHATEVER THE HELL, HIS NAME IS, IS SICK, AND THERES NOT A DAMN THING, ANYONE SHY OF A MIRACLE WORKER, CAN DO, FOR HIS SICK AZZ! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................... |
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dear dr i have muderous thoughts n really actually want to kill right now n even planned it all out whats the verdict? Well, since Turtle(Jerry), is already so mentally sick, that now even a miracle worker, can save his crazy azz, kill Turtle. And taking YOUR calls ONLINE NOW........................... |
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dear dr i have muderous thoughts n really actually want to kill right now n even planned it all out whats the verdict? Well, since Turtle(Jerry), is already so mentally sick, that now even a miracle worker, can save his crazy azz, kill Turtle. And taking YOUR calls ONLINE NOW........................... 
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Hello Dr. Luv #@#@#@#@#@ch..., You know dang gone well there's not a Gay Hairy Bear Dating site Up in running anymore since the raid by the "FBI" on Nov.23,2009
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 01/09/12 02:06 PM
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Hello Dr. Luv #@#@#@#@#@ch..., You know dang gone well there's not a Gay Hairy Bear Dating site Up in running anymore since the raid by the "FBI" on Nov.23,2009
I was totally unaware, that it was raided, by the F.B.I. But that gives me an idea. Since it was such a popular site, and since it is, the ideal site for "guys like you", I think you should start another one up! Then, not only could you find your ideal mate, BUT, you can also take pride, in having a REAL job, unlike, the one you have now. Good luck! And im taking a breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!.......................... |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 01/09/12 02:06 PM
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And now a word from our sponsors...................................
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Hello Dr. Luv..., Thanks Doctor your the best.
 By the way I'm drinking tea.
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Hello Dr. Luv..., Thanks Doctor your the best. I know. And taking YOUR calls.......................................... |
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Hey Dr Luv,
I'm sick of hurting all the time. I can't sit around stoned all day every day. What do you recommend? Much love and respect, the other DOC |
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Hey Dr Luv, I'm sick of hurting all the time. I can't sit around stoned all day every day. What do you recommend? Much love and respect, the other DOC |
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Hey Dr Luv, I'm sick of hurting all the time. I can't sit around stoned all day every day. What do you recommend? Much love and respect, the other DOC Hurry! I'll leave the door unlocked. You know which room is mine, right? |
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Hey Dr Luv, I'm sick of hurting all the time. I can't sit around stoned all day every day. What do you recommend? Much love and respect, the other DOC Hurry! I'll leave the door unlocked. You know which room is mine, right? |
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Top of the stairs, straight ahead.
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Top of the stairs, straight ahead.
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Oh, then hurry even faster, please. You will be handsomely rewarded for your efforts!
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