Since they seem to like Michael Bolton, try blasting Barbara Streisand in the headphones instead. If that doesn't work, put David Hasselhoffs greatest hits on an endless loop.

um not even close but ok

I got behind on my calls, sorry. And we have Johnny, LIVE and ONLINE................



I used to have the same problem.

Theres,

Kitten, Roberta, Luv2roknroll, Dearluv2roknrollby, Queen Biotch, Jade Sasha, someone who types in blue, (shes talking about me.)

and there were several more too!!

But I did, what you need to start doing.

I started to charge rent, in my brain,

and found that many of them, moved out.

The only ones in there now,

are rent paying,

alter,

personalities.

But its still too crowded,

so I think im gonna raise the rent.








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(I,I,)I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you
(I,I )I'm just a love machine, A hugging kissing fiend

I think it's high time you knew
Whenever I think of you
My mind blows a fuse
When I lookIn your eyes
My meter starts to rise
And I become confused
My motor cranked electric goes
When I'm sitting next to you
Electricity starts to flow
And my indicator starts to glow


I'm gentle as a lamb
I'm not that hard to program
There's no way that you can lose
Chassis fits like a glove
I've got a button for love
That you've got to use (push it push it baby)
If you look into my power
I am sure you can find out how
To turn me on just set my dial
And let me love you for a little while ooooooh

La... La la la la..... La la la la.. La la
La la la la la.. La la la.... La la laaaaaaaaa
Push it push it baby, yeah......ah, ah

-The Miracles





And Johnny is gonna start charging rent,

to the voices in his head.

As I suggested.


So,

there should be,

alot less of them,

real soon.











And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE NOW............................

See,

THIS is why amateurs,

should NOT try,

to answer questions here!!!

I am a professional!!

And thats why,

this is MY show!

I AM "THE ANSWER GODDESS, AND NO ONE KNOWS MORE THAN ME".



DAVID FREAKING HASSLEHOFF???


WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO UJ???

KILL HIM????











Have YOUR questions, answered by a professionalNOW............

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dr Luv,

Why is there no shortcut between VA and AR? The 15 hr drive is killin me. And a flight is overpriced to a point of usury. Help me Dr.

Yer loyal caller,
Doc

Dr. Luv,

I am in a kissy mood. Could you line up all the women for puckering?



***WARNING*** Groping mood comes with kissy mood.

Damned ole Drunking provert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gotta keep my hands busy, idle hands is the devil's workshop you know.

Hey Doc..........
I got this nagging Itch.......
In my Soul......
How do I Scratch it??

Well, I did say it's only a last resort. I didn't hear any better ideas from the 'Professional'......

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As always,

I have your answer.

Start hitchhiking.

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and you should have no problem,

getting picked up.

Have fun!









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DO I LOOK LIKE A MADAME?

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Sheeeeeeeeeeesh!



Get an inflatable sheep,

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hm i think i qualify

Dear Dr. Luv.., I have a small issue if I may address it to you and your listeners.., Well Doc I was recently in contact with a old female friend though e-mail of course and everything went well until the end of our conversation when she said.., nice hearing from you and behave. Dr. Luv is she telling me to bug off and get a life or is there something else there that I may be missing ?

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Remove your shoe,

and your sock,

and use a bristle hairbrush,

for best results.













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Dr Luv,

Do you really do a live show or are you lip synching? Or is it finger synching when it's online?

Just curious...