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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"i hate this part xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
I hate it even more. |
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"I work In a iralian restaurant"
I've never been a fan of Iranian-Italian food. |
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"I like to read, write and send time with my family."
How much postage does that require? And where do you send it? |
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"Hey I'm simple lady lookin for a nice man to bright my life :) My hobby is travelling and Shooping"
That shooping is really catching on. |
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"i like to see a men who want to sharring everithing with me."
Get your own Pepsi. |
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"I imagine that I will be happy in the future."
I think we've all made that mistake at one time or another. |
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"teach some poor childern, tell a funny stories, going a green things"
Those are turtles. |
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"Lets see if you mention about hobbies"
Hey, this is YOUR profile.... |
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"I am a cring"
Our planet has a non-interference pact with yours. |
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"I oftenly found myself got carried away by a brainfull conversation."
Oh, I think you're only deluding yourself. |
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"if you want someone do something right for you, you have to do first"
Then what's the point? It's already done.... |
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"need to keep my head underwater everyday for an hour"
What are you, a baleen whale? |
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"I can can dress up for dinner but can also go camping and get dirty."
Pfffft. Anybody can go camping and get dirty. Let's see you go camping and NOT get dirty. That would impress me. Maybe. |
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"Any idiot can face a crises"
Or spell it. |
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"I secretly like rugby."
Best to keep that under wraps. |
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"I love to travel and also cook and cuddle in dark evenings with a romantic candle light."
I'd prefer a person, but, hey, that's just me. |
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"Yea u wish i wld fill this out"
It really doesn't make any difference. |
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"my hobbies are meeting bpys and haveing sex. my goal is to have sex 1 million times before i die."
Hey, you gotta admire that kind of ambition. |
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"I am very sensitive loving and undarstadbale person"
Kind of shot yourself in the foot at the end there. |
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"nice resturant"
Thanks, we got four stars in the Trib Food Section last month. |
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