Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"I love men who have systems in there cars"
I have a deal-a-meal in the glove box. Does that count? |
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"I am blond and sexy and aventually want kids"
I call this one "Stereotypes: They don't make themselves up." |
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"I am going to school to become a deaf interpeter."
Didn't know there was a school to make you deaf, much less a deaf interpreter. |
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"well im looking for someone that dont judge the other person"
Now I'm very suspicious of this other person. |
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"I am good to anybody I like so beware you may get hurt."
I don't know what this means. Every time I read it I come up with something else. |
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"I'm currently going through a divorce, I do have kids and I know to some men that's "bagage" "
And to some it's like chum in the water. |
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"i like to see a men who want to sharring everithing with me." Get your own Pepsi. "pepszy" in my first language means "little penis." |
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"i like to listing to spanich and country music. "
The spanich music is high in iron. |
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"I am a big church person. "
You are a big person that likes likes church? You like big churches? You're half person, half church? OHHhhhh..... I get it. You attend church regularly. |
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"Im not a drinker but if you are and need someone to take care of you when you have a lil to many Im the type of person that is there for you. "
Codependency is the foundation for many fine relationships. |
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"L*** G***** is a whore. He is a cheater."
That would be good information if I were looking for a man to date. Which I'm not. Not that there's anything wrong with that..... |
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"I can entertain dogs and cats, small children and most adults."
I'll give you a call for my dog's next birthday party. |
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"I am emontionally and financially secure."
But not orthographically, I'm guessing. |
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"I laugh at everything. I just think the more you laugh and enjoy life the happier you are."
That's a lot like saying.... "I drink lots of water. I think the more water you drink the less thirsty you are." |
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"I am profesional education"
I find that tragically disappointing. |
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"I want to be a successful lawyer... have nice people around me at all times..."
You can't have it both ways.... |
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"I love go movies or renting them. Love cook. And hangout with friends and family on couch eating popcorn. Love go rock concert.. Like listen rock and some country."
Like meet. Like get pizza. Like talk and laugh. Maybe go my cave after. |
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"Guatemala is a country filled with breathtaking beauty and a raw edge."
Brought to you by the Guatemalan Tourism Board. |
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"I am very well rounded (literley)"
The metric system is finally catching on. |
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"i am a business woman, i am very appasionated and i love my life y i wish to ber very happy and i make to happy to my partner."
You're obviously in the wrong business. |
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