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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"i dont know i,em blond hot sexi gr... from skendinaweya ...fackkkkkkkk l en i dont know wat to seey morrrrrrrrrkiss, so styoupet to dou oll dat sine , fack ,hello tou ewri... good en hot men , from me d gr"
Ooooh, looks like SETI finally picked up a signal. |
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"Interesting, Intersting, very interesting."
Irony in a profile? It's unheard of. |
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"The same hotel, The same old room.
I'm on the road again. She needed so much more. Than I could give. We knew our love could not pretend.Broken hearts can always mend. The same hotel, The same old room. I'm on the road again. She needed so much more. Than I could give. We knew our love could not pretend.Broken hearts can always mend." Being a Journey fan isn't really enough. |
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"I want to believe that everyone is good, but I don't"
I'm told it's just a matter of faith. |
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"I GUESS IT'S PRETTY HARD TO EXPLAIN MYSELF, I FEEL LIKE I ALWAYS FORGET TO MENTION THE IMPORTANT THINGS........"
That would raise some question as to whether they are all that important. |
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"I want to be a famous porn star."
I can only imagine the number of requests you get for nude pics... |
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"I like fishing. Going to the zoo. bahabhabah. aayhd djfkdi fdkjalfds. Im sophisticated and working on getting my degree."
And a history of momentary blackouts. |
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"I am a very whitty person who likes to make people laugh"
Why do you have to bring race into it? |
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"well if you've read this much about me u must think im really cool or super lame"
Yep. |
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"hmmm.....thought i'd update this section and actually write something instead of just rambling on to meet the minimum to post."
Finally, someone that wants to make the effort to have a unique and interesting profile. [continued] "i'm a very down to earth chick" Fail |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Sun 01/02/11 08:49 AM
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"Im going to be a grandmother and feel pround of it."
Not sure this is something of which to be proud. I mean, other than giving birth yourself, how much did you contribute in the becoming of a grandmother. Nagging? |
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"Mommy neads a brake once and a while to go out and have nothing but the best adventures."
You must live on a very steep grade. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Tue 01/04/11 09:03 PM
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"P.s there is nothing best but a good laugh once in a while if not better all the time."
I keep thinking that if I can find the perfect combination of punctuation I can get this sentence to make sense. |
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"Well I don't like a borring life much less a borring conversation."
You could try spicing up your life with a new dictionary. |
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"I belive that chilvary still excists."
You typed 6 words and missed on 3 of them. That's not bad.... for a slugging percentage. |
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"hi there this is my description I'm only here for a minute. no pervs. no cams. no emails. thanks blah. I really have nothing to say but apparently ******** thinks I'm being funny so I have to ramble on and on to meet the criteria"
Even hilarious profiles like yours are required to meet minimums. I am as dumbfounded as you. |
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"sing and dance
i want to join the Navy I am very unique i like all kinds of music hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha hahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahah ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah hahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahha" A very inconvenient case of the giggles. |
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THANKS FOR A GREAT LAUGH. NOW I WILL CHECK MY PROFILE HA HA
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SLMAO
After reading all this, I would guess we all do a doubletake at our profiles. pretty much bang on. |
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"Hey!! Well I'm a proud mom of 2!! I luv them soooo much!! Just message me if ur interested!!"
In what? Adopting them? |
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