I will be the same age tomorrow even if I don't meet you. So, why don't we talk."


...cause you'll get older?

Active & Attractive Lady, please apply.."


...apply? How much does this job pay?

"I submit my incentive is romance,Getting involve in a Serious relationship,wish to meet a lady who intend to get married or enter into a long term serious relationship. I believe so much enjoy spending time with him, family and wants to share travel, passion, fine food, intellectual discussion as well as sitting in front of the fireplace and growing old together. I am an independent lady who love working and planning. I love Vacation, outing with family, beach walk, as well as shopping. I do exercise twice a week and active. I enjoy country life and being outside. How I live, I Laugh when I can, apologize when I should, and let go of what I can't change. I kiss slowly, play hard, forgive quickly, take chances, give everything and have no regrets. Life's too short to be anything…but happy."

so are you a lesbian or an idiot?

"LOOKING FOR THE WOMEN THAT BE THERE FOR ME AND NOT LIE TO ME"

such high expectations

I type with 1 finger.So I can't be a pen pal..."


...How fast?

Do I really Need A Headline? <---headline.


...apparently not.

I don’t need to see your tattoos or piercings in your profile. "



...okay I'll email them to you.

"..I have been blessed for I am a recovering Alcoholic that has been given a second life..."


..I'd hate to ruin that.

"Seems like all I ever run into are guys who have nothing going for them so I'm gonna try this out"


Hey, I think we met offline.

"I plan on running my own buisnes."


I'd let someone else design your store sign.

" I COLLECT DOPHINS AND RARE COINS."


Ah yes. The rare and reclusive dophin.

"I have been working on my porches around my home for my plants, out door grilling and just relaxing."


I'm sorry, I thought it said you were working on your porsches.

Im latin live in Clearwater ......"


...sorry I don't speak latin.

Sushi chef seeks mermaid.."


...OMG that's horrible, shame on you.

the most incredible thing has happened tonight, being negative (honest) has gotten me more responses than being positive and complimentary."


...hmmm, that never works for me.

Does anyone EVER answer e-mails on here?"


...from my experience... NOPE.

am a good loking guy with sense of humor and alwyas ready to move on towards great heights.."


...dyslexic?

Im NOT looking to be Mr. Right NOW!"


...I'll settle for Mr. Wrong then.

looking 4 a good hearted honest woman
I am looking for my someone to share life with, my partner in crime!! LOL!! "



Oh...an honest criminal, I get it.

HI, I'M EASY GOING UP FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING NOT INTO GAMES OR DRAMA! "


...then you ain't up for anything and everything.