Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"Give me vegetarian food, you have my soul."
I hope Beelzebub doesn't have a garden..... |
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"I am interested man much older than me."
That's simply not possible. |
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"I am not into casual anymore so am seeking someone who genuinely wants to date someone with a view of getting at least semi-serious."
Sure, I will semi-think about it. |
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"My goal is to finish collage and become a write."
It's tough to find enough little pictures. |
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"One of my goals is to find a good, Christian husband, they're hard to find down here."
I assume you're in Hell. |
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"One day you will come to me and ask me whats more important: You or my life? I will say my life and you will walk away never knowing you are my life..."
Maybe if you told me before I walked away........ |
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"I would like to have any mail with interestings men that want to know me, first friends after it can depend of the our relationship, but primary i prefer to interact with him."
I told you that orangutans couldn't do brain surgery. |
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" As of latly I have been transforming my yard into a Junkyard chic kind of look"
Turning your yard into a set for Sanford and Sons isn't really what I would consider 'chic'. |
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"I consider myself as an esay going person."
Misspelled the worst cliche of them all. You should be ashamed of yourself. |
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"Let me describe what I would NOT do for a first date: Dressing up in plaid, renting a two-man bicycle, and peddling our way through the ghetto."
And let me describe a profile that would NOT result in a first date. |
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"Please don't send me a message that only reads "Hi!" or "How are you?"...depending on the mood I'm in or the day I've had, there is no telling what response you may get back (if you get a response). It could be an witty reply or a naked picture...of my grandma."
Now I'm just curious how you have a naked picture of your grandma. |
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"I love to have long conversation with a good cup of coffee."
"How's it going, cup?" Yeah, that could be fun. |
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"Looking to settle down and be with someone foreverdkalddkakdkddddddkddddddakdka dsdkdkdkdkaddfdfWill tell more as I get to know you"
Tourette's, huh? |
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"Pump Le Duck"
Possibly the worst invitation ever. |
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"I will have some information soon, please be patient."
Enough stalling. Now where are the diamonds? |
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"Well, if your reading this you should get to know me. "
Let's not jump to conclusions. |
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"I have been treated too well by the men in my life to waste time on jerks and leaches."
A few good men spoil it for the rest of us. |
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"I am not a barbie doll, so if you don't like chubby girls, keep on movin."
Why do I have to be the one that moves? |
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"I AM ALL ABOUT FAMILY, THEY ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MY OWN ONE DAY. "
What, a family or a life? |
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"I want to finish my degree with vet school and maybe work at the vet to help animals."
I think I stumbled in to the interview portion of the Miss America Pageant. |
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