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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8
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Mon 01/17/11 08:06 PM
"Give me vegetarian food, you have my soul."


I hope Beelzebub doesn't have a garden.....



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Mon 01/17/11 08:11 PM
"I am interested man much older than me."

That's simply not possible.


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Mon 01/17/11 08:16 PM
"I am not into casual anymore so am seeking someone who genuinely wants to date someone with a view of getting at least semi-serious."

Sure, I will semi-think about it.


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Mon 01/17/11 08:16 PM
"My goal is to finish collage and become a write."


It's tough to find enough little pictures.



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Mon 01/17/11 08:17 PM
"One of my goals is to find a good, Christian husband, they're hard to find down here."

I assume you're in Hell.


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Mon 01/17/11 08:19 PM
"One day you will come to me and ask me whats more important: You or my life? I will say my life and you will walk away never knowing you are my life..."


Maybe if you told me before I walked away........

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Mon 01/17/11 08:22 PM
"I would like to have any mail with interestings men that want to know me, first friends after it can depend of the our relationship, but primary i prefer to interact with him."

I told you that orangutans couldn't do brain surgery.


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Mon 01/17/11 08:23 PM
" As of latly I have been transforming my yard into a Junkyard chic kind of look"


Turning your yard into a set for Sanford and Sons isn't really what I would consider 'chic'.

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Mon 01/17/11 08:26 PM
"I consider myself as an esay going person."

Misspelled the worst cliche of them all. You should be ashamed of yourself.


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Mon 01/17/11 08:26 PM
"Let me describe what I would NOT do for a first date: Dressing up in plaid, renting a two-man bicycle, and peddling our way through the ghetto."


And let me describe a profile that would NOT result in a first date.

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Mon 01/17/11 08:28 PM
"Please don't send me a message that only reads "Hi!" or "How are you?"...depending on the mood I'm in or the day I've had, there is no telling what response you may get back (if you get a response). It could be an witty reply or a naked picture...of my grandma."



Now I'm just curious how you have a naked picture of your grandma.

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Mon 01/17/11 08:30 PM
"I love to have long conversation with a good cup of coffee."


"How's it going, cup?" Yeah, that could be fun.


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Mon 01/17/11 08:34 PM
"Looking to settle down and be with someone foreverdkalddkakdkddddddkddddddakdka dsdkdkdkdkaddfdfWill tell more as I get to know you"

Tourette's, huh?




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Mon 01/17/11 08:40 PM
"Pump Le Duck"

Possibly the worst invitation ever.


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Mon 01/17/11 09:00 PM
"I will have some information soon, please be patient."

Enough stalling. Now where are the diamonds?


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Thu 01/20/11 05:59 PM
"Well, if your reading this you should get to know me. "


Let's not jump to conclusions.

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Thu 01/20/11 06:14 PM
"I have been treated too well by the men in my life to waste time on jerks and leaches."


A few good men spoil it for the rest of us.

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Thu 01/20/11 06:21 PM
"I am not a barbie doll, so if you don't like chubby girls, keep on movin."


Why do I have to be the one that moves?

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Thu 01/20/11 06:34 PM
"I AM ALL ABOUT FAMILY, THEY ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MY OWN ONE DAY. "


What, a family or a life?

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Thu 01/20/11 06:41 PM
"I want to finish my degree with vet school and maybe work at the vet to help animals."


I think I stumbled in to the interview portion of the Miss America Pageant.

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