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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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" There is no reason to hold back but we all have at least one."
At least one what? Body in the basement? |
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"I enjoy painting cement statue as a hobbie"
A cement statue can't get enough paint. |
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"Does anyone really even read these things?"
I do. But my motives are not really very constructive. |
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"I am unique because, well, I am me!"
Ironically, that happens to be the #1 most common answer to that question. |
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"Im not the kind of girl that goes arounf trying to be the girl sitting beside her."
If you're sitting next to Heidi Klum, I think it would be fine. |
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"I like to laugh, sing, dance in my car and be me."
Doing the two-step is a challenge though. |
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" I am also demesticated"
Hmmmm.... Might be code for "lost all my teeth". |
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Happy New Year!
I doubt the well will run dry in 2011... |
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"Ma goals iz 2 go back 2 school n study for computer engineerin."
Suddenly it makes sense to me how we crashed two probes into Mars. |
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"i like to sing and dance and take pictures like a photographer."
How does a photographer sing and dance? |
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"LIFE IS SHORT FOR LIARS"
Richard Nixon lived to be 81. Unless he lied about his age... |
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"i come with a package so if u want me u have to take me as is."
You mean like in The Crying Game? |
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"I have a wonderful husband and two beautiful dogs. i enjoy cooking and working out...I hate el paso bc my husband is not here..jasjbm nlkajsdbmc kjbdsfc .c ;jkbc.a,m c;jkjsadblcn l lhdbfkjxnc kjd;f.c lkjdbc ljbdkjfb;akcj ckjsdbcksdc m nlkj lkjd c;ks x;sk c;k ;skj ;skdjbfc;sdjbf c ;sldjbcn"
I guess he came home unexpectedly..... |
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" i am a black firt and i am an x bartneder"
I'm still working on my yellow firt... hope to test for the black firt by the end of this year. |
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"i like to break guys hearts and im never trusting a another ****ing guy again in my life."
Perhaps you don't understand how the online dating thing works. |
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"I love being around hohorses"
I'm not that kind of stallion. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Sat 01/01/11 11:51 AM
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"I like to play to video games, watch movies,drink & smoke"
So if you're looking to spend a lot of time in my parents' basement on the couch.... |
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"This seems silly to have to try and advertise yourself..but if I'm doing this I guess i should give it a try."
You could hire an ad agency but most just use the template. |
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"Lets hang out, lets have lunch, lets go for a run, lets go to a movie, lets go to listen to a live band, lets go have coffee, lets go grab dessert, lets go for a drive, lets laugh and enjoy one anothers company. "
We never just stay home and relax. |
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".TASTE.DIS.RAINB0W. .BYY0TCH"
I'm not sure what you're going for here. Angry leprechaun? |
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