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Never spit your gum in your date's hand before dinner.
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123 never tell your date about the naked pictures of you on the net
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124. Remember telling her your undefeated in blue flame competitions likely won't impress her
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124. Arm-farting and Burping the alphabet isn't a talent.
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126. Girls, croutons and a water is not a dinner. Get the steak!
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127. Girls - get a steak with croutons. That gets points in my book.
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128. If your thinking longterm relationship, mentioning your uncle elmer with the third arm growing out of his back might be a bad idea.
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129. Make sure your car is working condition. Getting stranded with your date in the middle of nowhere is not always going to result in kinky carsex.
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130. There are a lot of ways for a guy on a limited budget to take a girl out for a nice dinner. Try sliding off beverages as exotic dishes and order her the "Ice Cube Soup", otherwise known as "a glass of water".
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130. There are a lot of ways for a guy on a limited budget to take a girl out for a nice dinner. Try sliding off beverages as exotic dishes and order her the "Ice Cube Soup", otherwise known as "a glass of water". Or make her a irish tomato soup. (hot water served in a red bowl) |
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I like the way you think. Haha.
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introduce her to your mother as she sits down. . . . |
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133. Seriously, don't talk to someone on your cell for hours or don't keep getting calls and talking to him or her instead while your date is sitting and staring and trying to squeeze a smile , while in reality he is thinking about leaving, since you seem to be having a date with your phone or whoever is on the other side of the line.
(it's from a real personal experience) |
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133. Seriously, don't talk to someone on your cell for hours or don't keep getting calls and talking to him or her instead while your date is sitting and staring and trying to squeeze a smile , while in reality he is thinking about leaving, since you seem to be having a date with your phone or whoever is on the other side of the line. (it's from a real personal experience) Wonders if Atlantis went out with same person I did  
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26 - Spinning back-fists are also not acceptable. 
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be all into her/him dont talk about exes and kids - lv the cell at home or in the car - don't talk all the time and talk over top of him/her
I don't allow guys to bring them to my place any more - gotta lv em in the car - for obvious reasons - until I know I can trust u |
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17. If she uses a word with four or more syllables that is contextually relevant, don't screw it up. Seriously.
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18.) (#18, ha)
If ya need to relax for the meet, take a hit of ganja, it's actually better than the smell of booze.... |
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Agreed.
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Don't eat the garlic bread if you plan on kissing your date later for the first time.
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