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Don't let him put his "finger" in your "belly button"
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Don't let him put his "finger" in your "belly button" 
don't leave wallet at home |
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Don't do it.
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leave expectations at home and bring a positive attitude
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Don't let him put his "finger" in your "belly button" *hysterical laughter* That's smoothe. 24 or 25 or something - Arrive on a horse, then give the horse a twenty and say, "Don't drink it here!" The woman will be both confused and mesmerized. |
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Dont ever roundhouse her in the face.
Save that for date number 4 or 5 |
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26 - Spinning back-fists are also not acceptable.
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don't tell him/her you've appeared on the Maury Povich show multiple times
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Get a copy of reader digest and memorize 'increase your word power' to appear smart
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Edited by
plastic_pancakes
on
Thu 06/10/10 01:19 PM
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29 - If possible, show up late and in scrubs and apologize, but explain that you never know when you're going to need to save a life.
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30 - Do not put your outline of "conversation topics" on the table to refer to.
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29 - If possible, show up late and in scrubs and apologize, but explain that you never know when you're going to need to save a life. That was my secret move you just posted for the world to see 
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30 - Do not put your outline of "conversation topics" on the table to refer to. I did that ONE TIME, Row. ONE TIME. I like to stay organized. StillLooking - You do that too? 31 - If on a dinner date, don't bring your own knife to eat with. |
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32. Don't bring your Star Wars collection with you.
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 Once, yea right.
33. Don't bring your own bottle of vodka. |
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34. Wear shoes, but not the light-up velcro ones.
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I told you I was just holding the vodka and shoes for a friend. Torgo - General Grievous is sometimes acceptable.
35. Don't hold an energy drink and gesticulate wildly with your hands while you talk. You will look like a douche. |
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36. If you pick her up in your car get one of those pine tree air freshners to hang from the rearview. Chicks dig that. They think it is Christmas........
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36. Do not try to impress her with an impression of Yoda
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If you pick your nose, dont eat what you pick infront her.
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