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38. if you talk out of your arse, dont do it with your anus in full view.
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39. Don't go into full detail about the teeth extraction scene from Bloodsucking Freaks.
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39. Don't go into full detail about the teeth extraction scene from Bloodsucking Freaks. Nawwww that's more of a second date kinda thing! ![]() |
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40. Remember that one thing that scares everyone about you? Yeah, that one, sure, the knife, whatever...look, it doesn't matter, just don't bring it on a date. No, that wasn't a question, okay, well the first part was a question but the second part was the answer...quit ****ing arguing with me!
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41. Keep the discussion between you and the date, not the multiple voices in your head.
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42. Insist on meeting her in a pubic place
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43. Don't insist on meeting in the broken down barn in the thick of the woods.
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44. Leave your pictures of naked children at home
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don't forget to say '' i'm in love with you'' before the night ends.
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46. Don't ask their credit score.
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Edited by
Torgo70
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Thu 06/10/10 02:19 PM
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47. Never tell them you got a job at the morgue because you were hoping to "get lucky"
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take your birth control just in case....
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don't tell em your the Jerry Springer show's biggest fan
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Shave. EVERYTHING. Even your feet. Just in case.
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9. Do not, under any circumstances, pronounce the word pretty as "purty". ![]() |
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6. NEVER say you're a professional writer. Not that I've ever tried it on a date, but I have to automatically assume you're correct about this. |
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Thu 06/10/10 05:20 PM
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Don't be too serious. Keep the conversation light until you find out whether you spark with this person. LOL, I tried that! I was told: "You are not serious enough. ![]() |
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Avoid places that keep you from talking. Try instead unconventional dates. Go fishing, a walk int he woods, even just sitting around the mall. These places are all good for conversation and getting to know the person better. It also brings many people out of their comfort zone and shows you a little bit more of their true personality.
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Shave. EVERYTHING. Even your feet. Just in case. Word ![]() |
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be yourself. If you primp and preen yourself to the point that you can't even recognize yourself then how are you to know if they like you at the end of the date for you or for the barbie doll your pretending to be.
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