Topic: First Date Advice - Add Your Own
Dan99's photo
Thu 06/10/10 01:44 PM
38. if you talk out of your arse, dont do it with your anus in full view.

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Thu 06/10/10 01:46 PM
39. Don't go into full detail about the teeth extraction scene from Bloodsucking Freaks.

OKCUTIE67's photo
Thu 06/10/10 01:50 PM

39. Don't go into full detail about the teeth extraction scene from Bloodsucking Freaks.


Nawwww that's more of a second date kinda thing! :laughing:

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 06/10/10 01:54 PM
40. Remember that one thing that scares everyone about you? Yeah, that one, sure, the knife, whatever...look, it doesn't matter, just don't bring it on a date. No, that wasn't a question, okay, well the first part was a question but the second part was the answer...quit ****ing arguing with me!

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 06/10/10 01:55 PM
41. Keep the discussion between you and the date, not the multiple voices in your head.

Dan99's photo
Thu 06/10/10 01:57 PM
42. Insist on meeting her in a pubic place

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 06/10/10 01:59 PM
43. Don't insist on meeting in the broken down barn in the thick of the woods.

Dan99's photo
Thu 06/10/10 02:01 PM
44. Leave your pictures of naked children at home

74Drew's photo
Thu 06/10/10 02:03 PM
don't forget to say '' i'm in love with you'' before the night ends.


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RowBaby's photo
Thu 06/10/10 02:14 PM
46. Don't ask their credit score.

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Thu 06/10/10 02:15 PM
Edited by Torgo70 on Thu 06/10/10 02:19 PM
47. Never tell them you got a job at the morgue because you were hoping to "get lucky"

Ladylid2012's photo
Thu 06/10/10 02:15 PM
take your birth control just in case....

Ladylid2012's photo
Thu 06/10/10 02:16 PM
don't tell em your the Jerry Springer show's biggest fan

VacantDreamer's photo
Thu 06/10/10 02:28 PM
Shave. EVERYTHING. Even your feet. Just in case.

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Thu 06/10/10 04:55 PM

9. Do not, under any circumstances, pronounce the word pretty as "purty".
unless ur in my hood. and by all means wear pants. that's a good start, and if u really do pay attention whether it's with or without glasses - she will be able to tell sugar...spock

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Thu 06/10/10 05:06 PM

6. NEVER say you're a professional writer.


Not that I've ever tried it on a date, but I have to automatically assume you're correct about this.


Atlantis75's photo
Thu 06/10/10 05:19 PM
Edited by Atlantis75 on Thu 06/10/10 05:20 PM

Don't be too serious. Keep the conversation light until you find out whether you spark with this person.


LOL, I tried that! I was told: "You are not serious enough. slaphead

AmbiantNight's photo
Thu 06/10/10 05:20 PM
Avoid places that keep you from talking. Try instead unconventional dates. Go fishing, a walk int he woods, even just sitting around the mall. These places are all good for conversation and getting to know the person better. It also brings many people out of their comfort zone and shows you a little bit more of their true personality.

msmyka's photo
Thu 06/10/10 05:25 PM

Shave. EVERYTHING. Even your feet. Just in case.


Word smokin

AmbiantNight's photo
Thu 06/10/10 05:32 PM
be yourself. If you primp and preen yourself to the point that you can't even recognize yourself then how are you to know if they like you at the end of the date for you or for the barbie doll your pretending to be.