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50. Always thank people that number things, thank you.
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51. Don't mention your imaginary friend, unless they have one as well.
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51. Don't mention your imaginary friend, unless they have one as well. . . . |
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Edited by
Dragoness
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Thu 06/10/10 08:49 PM
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52. Never thank someone for sex, at least that is what I was told
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Edited by
74Drew
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Thu 06/10/10 08:49 PM
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53. Tell them your rates up front.
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54. Don't disclose that your main income source is robbing old people.
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55. Take your psychotropic drugs so that you are coherent and do not see angels and demons.
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56. Don't ask to use her lighter when you need to heat up your spoon of heroin.
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57. If she is cold, don't ask her if she would like to visit your stoop.
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58. Bring a bunny. Chicks dig bunnies.
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bring a gun, guys dig chicks with guns
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60. Only semi-automatic ones though. You don't want to come off as intimidating.
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guys, check your zipper..when it's down it gives the impression of being a tease.
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Never take your date to an amusement park that wants her to be the ride ...
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Never take your date to an amusement park that wants her to be the ride ... And here I thought that was the whole purpose of dating... |
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guys, check your zipper..when it's down it gives the impression of being a tease. So.... make sure it's down? |
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Edited by
Ladylid2012
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Fri 06/11/10 08:32 AM
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men, don't wear the 'wife beater'..you don't look as good as ya may think ya do.
gals, no spandex, you don't look as good as ya may think ya do. hm....if you want to come off as a tease, then keep it down |
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Never take your date to an amusement park that wants her to be the ride ... And here I thought that was the whole purpose of dating... Well, yeah, but remember: You ain't gettin' a cut of them ticket sales ... |
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67. Do NOT mention your "meds" .. you don't want to be like every other online friend they have
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68 - Share your best shark boxing story. If you don't have one, feel free to make something up.
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