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69. Don't ask her to bring her own food to dinner.
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70. Don't tell her you'll pick her up on the seven o'clock #3 city bus.
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71 - Concerts are a great way to share something you both like. If her taste in music sucks, though, just bring an Ipod.
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72. Don't tell her about how you "cook."
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73. If you are meeting at 8:00, don't call at 8:01 asking why she's late.
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74. Be sure you talk about your ex. A lot.
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75. Don't bring handcuffs on the first date.
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76. Ask her if she likes clouds. If she doesn't, this is a great way to spot succubi before you get too involved.
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77. Walk in front of a mirror, just in case you know, she is a vampire or something.
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78 - If you like her and she is a vampire, see if she likes jazz. This might be salvageable.
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79. Be courteous. Please and thank you go a long way.
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80. Don't get drunk and run your mouth with senseless babbling.
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81. Shut up about yourself for a few minutes to hear what they have to say.
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82. Wear this shirt.
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82. men, don't smell her hair, it's actually annoying when someone keeps smelling your hair.
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84. Men - If she asks you what you like, and you respond with,
"Non sequiturs." And she smiles and says, "I don't follow." don't be upset, but you are on a date with a robot, because this girl does not exist and never will. |
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81. Shut up about yourself for a few minutes to hear what they have to say. 85. Then when you realize they have nothing interesting to say, go back to talking about yourself. |
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Edited by
Kings_Knight
on
Fri 06/11/10 10:56 AM
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Ply her sense of humor with this ...
Q: What did the Dalai Lama tell the hot dog vendor? A. Make me one with everything. If there's no giggle, smirk, nervous laughter, or outright guffaw, run away ... she'll be too deadly serious about everything else - and y' won't be able to use humor to lighten things up ... |
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87. When out on a date don't shock her by saying "my Mike Fingers are better than these!"
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88. If you're unsure, ask if that is in fact an adams apple.
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