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| Topic: First Date Advice - Add Your Own | |
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103. Ladies, if you arm wrestle..let him win.
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104. ladies tell your date if his fly is down
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105. If they have parsley in their teeth, don't say anything..it will allow you to show your smile periodically through the evening..
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106. If they have toilet paper stuck on their shoes - let them know or not
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107 Do not eat a bunch of bean burritoes the night before the date.
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107 Do not eat a bunch of bean burritoes the night before the date. 
108. Dinner dates - eat a sensible lunch so not appear as if your starving. |
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109. Ladies, it's not always a good idea to do your Jar Jar Binks impression on the first date
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110. Don't take your medicine for your most recent herpes break out at the dinner table.
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110. Don't take your medicine for your most recent herpes break out at the dinner table.
111. ask date how to get rid of STD |
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112. Make sure you get all of your Batman things out of the way, wouldn't want to call the date short because I have to go save someo...err...nevermind.
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113. don't bring entire family out for a free meal
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114. show him/her your house arrest bracelet as soon as you see the cops heading your way.
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115. Try to avoid telling stories that end with, "and then they let us go with a warning."
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116 Leave this -->
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117. speak about yourself in the 3rd person
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118. On a blind date... map an escape route.
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118. On a blind date... map an escape route. without a doubt! |
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119.If your having her over for dinner always offer her the plate you eat out of the frisbee.
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Edited by
AmbiantNight
on
Fri 06/11/10 01:57 PM
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120 never ask if they want to come to your naked bonfire party...
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Nah, inviting someone to your naked bonfire is the only polite thing to do.
121. Always order the most expensive thing on the menu. |
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